HAPPY FESTIVUS....For the rest of us!

Yessica...

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lol I'll just get in line with all the others haha least i started the ring thing huh haha
Hahahaha. Imaginary line?

No one here is in my neck of the woods. There ain't no line honey....this is the matrix - not REAL life. Haha

I appreciate the ring though. As long as you are well aware mine isn't up for grabs until our wedding night.

It's a virgin...so I can wear white.

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UncleBuck

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They should rename the "Ignore" button to the "Make Assholes Disappear" button. Because it really does. The assholes chasing the racist homophobe sock puppets have just disappeared since I clicked that button. It's really wonderful. It makes this place nice and pleasant.
you did this to yourself, tbonejack.
 

qwizoking

Well-Known Member
really?
virgin bum hole..

lol
i remember when i took my exs butt virginity, looking back i could've stretched it out first, used lube and not gone all the way in.

but it was oddly attractive thinking about her squirming in class with a torn hole and me's oozing out....

id love to be married again. i always hear people say that, and ya im divorced. i know what id be getting into
 

Trousers

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@ZaraBeth420

I did not read this thread except a post that had my name in it. You seem to be a bright and shiny star and I want to hitch my wagon to it.
I want to hear about you, maybe read your newsletter. Maybe you should post some memes to help me understand you.

I want your being to wash over me like a warm wave of Molson Canadian.
 
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