Lets go visit Growan

[ChingOwn]

@Pinworm and whoever else is cool let go visit @Growan like tomorrow or something

https://www.yahoo.com/travel/wow-launches-99-fares-to-europe-from-california-091938641.html

and maybe go to Amsterdam to, is that where they have those Asian hookers that cop is always talking about?

 

[ChingOwn]

 

[Pinworm]

I just got back from a long flight, but I would be down to go see the goat. Just give me like 10 minutes to pack...

 

[ChingOwn]

I just got back from a long flight, but I would be down to go see the goat. Just give me like 10 minutes to pack...

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only $199 to Dublin with a stop in Iceland where statistically speaking, cacausin males have the largest penises..plus you got like 12 hours it will take me that long to get to LA

 

[tyler.durden]

I read those low European fares may be here to stay. I'll go, I haven't had sex with a goat in years. Plus, we could stop by and say hi to mainliner...

 

[Pinworm]

Ahhh, Iceland. The land of Fire and Ice. Those guys are fucking weird, too. They 'ave a very interesting drinking history. Much like the US, Iceland had its own alcohol prohibition. Iceland’s began in 1915 and remained fully intact until 1935 when spirits and wines were legalized. For some strange reason, “strong” beer (anything over 2.25%) remained illegal all the way until 1989.

The thought process was that since beer was much cheaper than other forms of alcohol, it would lead to more depravity and overall drunken shenanigans. One of the most popular drinks during prohibition was the practice of dumping a shot of vodka or brennivin (an unsweetened schnapps) into a non-alcoholic beer. It would seem to me that would get people a lot more drunk than a 4-6% ABV beer. But, what do I know?

 

[ChingOwn]

I think we should get drunk in iceland on the way, my only fear is pooping on the plane.. Did it one time it was horrible

 

[Unclebaldrick]

five stars. If you think pooping on a plane is tough, wait until you get to Growan's

 

[bu$hleaguer]

Why does visiting growan mean you have to have sex with him? You guys are sick.

 

[ChingOwn]

Why does visiting growan mean you have to have sex with him? You guys are sick.

Im pretty sure he is descended from great kings..so its the only thing thats makes sense to do

 

[bu$hleaguer]

Im pretty sure he is descended from great kings..so its the only thing thats makes sense to do

I know, I was totally kidding. Let's go visit him and fuck him.

 

[6ohMax]

 

[Joedank]

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ROFLMAO

 

[curious2garden]

I'm in, even got him a present!

 

[6ohMax]

 

[ChingOwn]

Like a shining becon of gypsy hope

 

[Growan]

I bought a new car. It has 7 seats. That means I need 6 of you so we can go cruisin for leprechauns.

 

[Growan]

five stars. If you think pooping on a plane is tough, wait until you get to Growan's

You make a fair point. I shovelled up all the rubble some time back and the tin roof has been ripped off and is now Spanish slate.

The shower 'cubicle' is built out of leftover roofing materials, but is totally bespoke and unique.

No, really.

 

[Yessica...]

You make a fair point. I shovelled up all the rubble some time back and the tin roof has been ripped off and is now Spanish slate.

The shower 'cubicle' is built out of leftover roofing materials, but is totally bespoke and unique.

No, really.

Hey bud! Long time. Hope you and the fam had a lovely Gypsy Christmas...

Happy 2016! Miss your face...

 

[Pinworm]

I bought a new car. It has 7 seats. That means I need 6 of you so we can go cruisin for leprechauns.

I tried to explain that you are not a gypsy, and that gypsies are fucking scumbags, but no one seems to give a shit. Anywhoozle, I will see you soon. We are about to touch down...