Random Jibber Jabber Thread

[OOBubblesOO]

Totally agree !! When did being a real man become almost extinct. ..all these fake lumberjack looking man thinking they look hot...they don't even own tools..seriously ask almost any guy under 25 to name and describe 3 types of screwdrivers. ..instead of a pocket knife most have an eos chapstick. ..the only thing they can fix on their car is the volume..not even joking. .I watched a young man "try" and install his new wiper blade in the Walmart parking lot last week ..lmfao after my car was warm and he looked like he might explode I dropped my window and offered help...he looked back with a nasty smirk and said "I got this"
My response was to giggle. .not break eye contact and say" clearly u don't " while driving off...lol

This is why I thank the stars that I grew up on a farm.

22 and I feel like I can do most things other people my age don't know how to do...ESPECIALLY now that I moved to a larger city area lololol.

 

[Flaming Pie]

This is why I haven't shaved my asshole hairs in like 18 years. I like my ladies to run their fingers through as they cup my balls.

Lovely. Cologne DE LA pub is assole

 

[6ohMax]

 

[mr sunshine]

I just pooped

Shhhh... it's a secret.

Anyone else have a hard time in high school pooping in the restrooms?

I always waited to leave the stalls until everyone was gone.

that's cute, I bet you would gently release it so it wouldn't make to many fart noises.

 

[Aeroknow]

that's cute, I bet you would gently release it so it wouldn't make to many fart noises.

Opposite of a casino restroom shit?
Dirty mother fuckers in there i tell ya

 

[abe supercro]

How about a rest-stop shitter, with a lot of truckers . Take a wiz and sense eyeballs creeping a peep, over your shoulders, through the crack by shitter door. Look up, read painted cinder block wall in front of urinal and see, "Meet Randy here at 11:00 pm friday." Look at your watch and realize it's Friday at 11:05

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

 

[6ohMax]

LOL This is the exact same face id make if i saw some shit like this .most likely followed by a what the fuck?!?!

 

[bu$hleaguer]

Why do my fuck my balls threads keep getting deleted? This place has one to shit.


<<Mic drop>>>

 

[sunni]

the bony assfish

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/assfish-royal-bc-museum-display-1.3404806


The Royal B.C. Museum in Victoria has put on display a fish with a large head, small brain and unflattering name: a bony-eared assfish.

The deep-sea creature, about 30 centimetres long, was caught by scientists 10 years ago in Queen Charlotte Sound, off the north end of Vancouver Island.



clearly they were out of real names to give the fish

 

[6ohMax]

the bony assfish

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/assfish-royal-bc-museum-display-1.3404806


The Royal B.C. Museum in Victoria has put on display a fish with a large head, small brain and unflattering name: a bony-eared assfish.

The deep-sea creature, about 30 centimetres long, was caught by scientists 10 years ago in Queen Charlotte Sound, off the north end of Vancouver Island.



clearly they were out of real names to give the fish

i bet they find that way in the depths

 

[Magic Mike]

 

[6ohMax]

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oh man i remember that shit

 

[OOBubblesOO]

Today is a glorious day.

 

[mr sunshine]

Da fuck?

What is the point of that? Smoke some fucking weed and get a blow job!!!

Naw... let's just inject 00 Guage needles into my cocktail with snake venom.

I've had to get shots in my dick several times.. When the needle breaks threw the shaft you can hear a pop. Had to break up scar tissue I use my dick savagely.

 

[OOBubblesOO]

Want

 

[Flaming Pie]

I've had to get shots in my dick several times.. When the needle breaks threw the shaft you can hear a pop. Had to break up scar tissue I use my dick savagely.

I edited it.

 

[The Outdoorsman]

I edited it.

You did? I was thinking more like...

I've had to get shots in my dick several times.. When the needle breaks on my shaft you can hear a pop. Had to break in scar tissue I use my dick for carpentry.

 

[srh88]

Ladies and gentlemen... I'm back

 

[sunni]

Ladies and gentlemen... I'm back

Welcome back
Hope life is well