I fucked up and got on match.com and my wife found out.

tyler.durden

tyler.durden

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vro said:
The bay area has the best escorts ever. They import these girls from korea and they house them in upscale apartments in san mateo, foster city, and san jose. They only charge 200 dollars and theyre all veey prime like 20-25 years old with perfect everything. Theyre veey plastic, i was reading korea has the most plastic surgery in the world and id believe ot. These girls are fresh off the boat and brought into the country for sex straight up. I love visiting them
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I suspect it's similar here. I usually pay $250 including tip for an hour with Sunny's service, all young and prime. Some smoke my weed with me, which I like. I usually go once a week, rarely twice. For less the the price of an ounce, it's very affordable ;)
 
vro

vro

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tyler.durden said:
I suspect it's similar here. I usually pay $250 including tip for an hour with Sunny's service, all young and prime. Some smoke my weed with me, which I like. I usually go once a week, rarely twice. For less the the price of an ounce, it's very affordable ;)
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Where are you? Is sunny fob? What do they allow? Bbfs and cimws?
 
Alienwidow

Alienwidow

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v.s one said:
First I went to match. Com and fucked up . Then i went to RIU for advice. Man I'm fucking up. I should of just smoked two joints and talked to Jesus.
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Man next time you do something you can get in trouble for, make up a good lie before you get caught. Like....ive been having fantasys about threesomes and i was going to ask you if you were interested in going on a date with me? I figured it might spice up our sex life. I thought it would be fun...
Or the obvious one. I was scoping the dating scene for carl from work. His wife is cheating on him with mark from accounting and i figured he should get even by sleeping with some internet slut.
Lying gets you out of any problem as long as you have your lie ready before hand. If you stumble with your story its all over.....

Or you could always tell her your not happy, your sex life sucks, and this is the result and basically blame it on her ;) worth a shot :lol:
 
budlover13

budlover13

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Alienwidow said:
Man next time you do something you can get in trouble for, make up a good lie before you get caught. Like....ive been having fantasys about threesomes and i was going to ask you if you were interested in going on a date with me? I figured it might spice up our sex life. I thought it would be fun...
Or the obvious one. I was scoping the dating scene for carl from work. His wife is cheating on him with mark from accounting and i figured he should get even by sleeping with some internet slut.
Lying gets you out of any problem as long as you have your lie ready before hand. If you stumble with your story its all over.....

Or you could always tell her your not happy, your sex life sucks, and this is the result and basically blame it on her ;) worth a shot :lol:
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No offense, but I despise liars. Just a thing of mine .
 
v.s one

v.s one

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Alienwidow said:
Man next time you do something you can get in trouble for, make up a good lie before you get caught. Like....ive been having fantasys about threesomes and i was going to ask you if you were interested in going on a date with me? I figured it might spice up our sex life. I thought it would be fun...
Or the obvious one. I was scoping the dating scene for carl from work. His wife is cheating on him with mark from accounting and i figured he should get even by sleeping with some internet slut.
Lying gets you out of any problem as long as you have your lie ready before hand. If you stumble with your story its all over.....

Or you could always tell her your not happy, your sex life sucks, and this is the result and basically blame it on her ;) worth a shot :lol:
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I didn't know they sent me emails till she told me. So I couldn't really lie right away.
 
Alienwidow

Alienwidow

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budlover13 said:
No offense, but I despise liars. Just a thing of mine .
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Well when you come up with a way of explaining why you got pulled over by the helicopter to the cops after your arrested, thats the truth, well im all ears. Most of us were getting out of trouble since we were kids, i know i was...

I did give him a straight non lie answer too. ;)
 
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