dumping a pagan

[oilfield bud]

Soooooo... my oll lady of 5 years is a full blown pagan which, scary shit. Anyway we aint doing to hot, bypoler trick is always trippen and talking crazy to me so im planning on dipping out. Buuuut she always dropps lil CRAZY pagan threats for what will happen if I leave her, like she is planning on cursing me with a ton of kids, sickness, failure in money and career all kinds of shit. so idk what the fuck to do, lmfao I always end up in the worst situation FML.

 

[tyler.durden]

Stay with her! That's some bad juju she will put on your ass. You could kill her, but I think you need to perform some sort of moonlight ritual first lest she come back to haunt you. Please post your progress, and good luck...

 

[ODanksta]

Either she is the real deal or she is bat shit crazy.

I'll take a real pagan-wicca chic over any other religious fanatic, hands down. But I'm only talking about smart girls.. Real deal DTE ol skool chics brah

 

[oilfield bud]

Stay with her! That's some bad juju she will put on your ass. You could kill her, but I think you need to perform some sort of moonlight ritual first lest she come back to haunt you. Please post your progress, and good luck...

Lmao I sure will bro

 

[oilfield bud]

*Pagan* get it right bro.. If you can't even spell it right, you have no right judge shit homie..


Either she is the real deal or she is bat shit crazy.

I'll take a real pagan-wicca chic over any other religious fanatic, hands down. But I'm only talking about smart girls.. Real deal DTE ol skool chics brah

Oh yea turns out ALOT of chicks are pagans/wiccans, and my oll lady is BATSHIT CRAZZY bro. I know they aint suposed to be making threts like that though. And this bitch will gatjer her sisters and try tbere damndest to unleash some bad shit on me man, there are literally alters and rocks all over my house man, shits getting out of hand, now thats not why im leaving her... thats just 1 of the scarry parts im trying to figure out

oh and I cant spell for shit bro

 

[BamaBoyBeRolling]

Throw some holy water on her if she doesn't melt bitch is lying.

 

[ODanksta]

Oh yea turns out ALOT of chicks are pagans/wiccans, and my oll lady is BATSHIT CRAZZY bro. I know they aint suposed to be making threts like that though. And this bitch will gatjer her sisters and try tbere damndest to unleash some bad shit on me man, there are literally alters and rocks all over my house man, shits getting out of hand, now thats not why im leaving her... thats just 1 of the scarry parts im trying to figure out

oh and I cant spell for shit bro

Does she like to use a strap-on?

 

[oilfield bud]

No, but she was a "pink" before I got with her, but the "blue" was a solid 7, bothe are fine as hell,

 

[Bublonichronic]

This one chick in highschool put a curse on me cause I didn't like her, if I remember correctly she carved my name into her wrist or some shit...I think it worked, be careful

 

[oilfield bud]

Lmfao

 

[BamaBoyBeRolling]

Just recently there was some sort of wicca/pagan thing where they can charge the stones due to the solar shit, I bet she is trying her hardest to hex you or she has them all "ready" for when you break it.

 

[Eltomcat]

Oh no! Yo, you need a spiritual cleansing!!

 

[oilfield bud]

Lmao thats not really how it works, but ya, she dose charge her stones underneath the fool moon

 

[oilfield bud]

Im not talking shit by no means about wiccans, lol I respect and fear them crazzy ladys

 

[BamaBoyBeRolling]

Im not talking shit by no means about wiccans, lol I respect and fear them crazzy ladys

Ok only reason I know is my father recently dumped one himself but she wasn't a bat shit crazy one. Never looked too much into this religion so I think I'm not of any use here good luck with the break. hopefully you dont have to get a restraining order. Good job on avoid all those extra curse's

 

[Eltomcat]

Drink virgin black rooster blood. No crazy pagans can harm you then.

 

[Eltomcat]

Get a piece of light quartzite or Romanian onyx. If all else fails get a cats eye gem. Maybe a polished soft radiant agate(from the northern hemisphere).

 

[Eltomcat]

A piece of central eastern silk from the rare prized small barbed silk worm tied around your left ankle unless left handed in that case switch vice versa. Any other questions pm me.

 

[Eltomcat]

I lit some candles and burning some incense for you. Praying to the highest priestess of the west andanuka mountains east of zacarafta river basin.

 

[Bublonichronic]

Lmfao

Shits not funny, I was genuinely afraid of the bitch, she even made some comments about killing my at the time girlfriend that caught the attention of the faculty...and in middle school this kid got caught with a hit list and I was on it...I was kind of a dick back then lol,but now I'm one of the most humble people you'll ever meet, despite how I troll here