Please help Kanye West

Unclebaldrick

Unclebaldrick

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http://www.nbcnews.com/pop-culture/celebrity/kanye-west-says-he-s-53-million-debt-asks-mark-n518811

Wow, Kanye is facing $53 million in personal debt.

If you are like me you probably feel real bad about this. Poor Kanye has been working his ass to the bone to bring us great ... uh, music. It is not his fault if he needs to be driven around in a Bentley and has to throw all those mad parties for Kim's mom. If Jesus were alive today would we let him walk around in debt? Fuck no.

Imma let you finish, but right now I am ripping up that check for Doctors Without Borders and sending the money to Kim and Kanye where it will at least do some good for the world.

Uh-huh honey.
 
testiclees

testiclees

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"One of the coolest things you could ever do is to help me in my time of need"

the greatest living rock and roll star the "the greatest living artist and the greatest artist of all time."

He could raise the dough by taking a one year (min) vow of silence.

Or he could secretly appeal to the suburban white juveniles who pay plenty for his lack of talent
 
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6ohMax

6ohMax

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Beck should have knocked his ass out when he tried to pull a Taylor Swift on him


I'd like to see Kanye do that to the likes of Phil Anselmo

Kanye would need jaw surgery again
 
Unclebaldrick

Unclebaldrick

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Dear Jessie Eisenberg,

I am contacting you because you once played Mark Zuckerberg in a movie with no black people in it. Also because I strongly suspect that you realize that I am the greatest living artist and the greatest artist of all time.

It is time you did something to make the world a better place. Do you have $100,000 for my "Emoticon Autocorrect" Project? Surely you must have a hundred K squirreled away somewhere that could be used to help wipe out the problem of incorrect emoticons. Just the other day Kim meant to send me a happy face emoticon
but ended up sending me a dick head instead.


I have included my Donda organizational chart below so that you will clearly see that I am serious about dominating the global market for what not.

So it is time to put up or shut up. Become my patron today and you will benefit from my association with you. This is a trillion dollar opportunity but Imma make it clear to you that you are going to give me this money. I am an artist. You get paid every day that I wake up and make the world a better place.

Peace,

Yeezus
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srh88

srh88

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Unclebaldrick said:


Dear Jessie Eisenberg,

I am contacting you because you once played Mark Zuckerberg in a movie with no black people in it. Also because I strongly suspect that you realize that I am the greatest living artist and the greatest artist of all time.

It is time you did something to make the world a better place. Do you have $100,000 for my "Emoticon Autocorrect" Project? Surely you must have a hundred K squirreled away somewhere that could be used to help wipe out the problem of incorrect emoticons. Just the other day Kim meant to send me a happy face emoticon
but ended up sending me a dick head instead.


I have included my Donda organizational chart below so that you will clearly see that I am serious about dominating the global market for what not.

So it is time to put up or shut up. Become my patron today and you will benefit from my association with you. This is a trillion dollar opportunity but Imma make it clear to you that you are going to give me this money. I am an artist. You get paid every day that I wake up and make the world a better place.

Peace,

Yeezus
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Iloveskywalkerog

Iloveskywalkerog

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Unclebaldrick said:
http://www.nbcnews.com/pop-culture/celebrity/kanye-west-says-he-s-53-million-debt-asks-mark-n518811

Wow, Kanye is facing $53 million in personal debt.

If you are like me you probably feel real bad about this. Poor Kanye has been working his ass to the bone to bring us great ... uh, music. It is not his fault if he needs to be driven around in a Bentley and has to throw all those mad parties for Kim's mom. If Jesus were alive today would we let him walk around in debt? Fuck no.

Imma let you finish, but right now I am ripping up that check for Doctors Without Borders and sending the money to Kim and Kanye where it will at least do some good for the world.

Uh-huh honey.
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Damn thanks baldrick I had completely forgot about that song until you reminded me of it you made my day thanks.
 
ODanksta

ODanksta

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Unclebaldrick said:
http://www.nbcnews.com/pop-culture/celebrity/kanye-west-says-he-s-53-million-debt-asks-mark-n518811

Wow, Kanye is facing $53 million in personal debt.

If you are like me you probably feel real bad about this. Poor Kanye has been working his ass to the bone to bring us great ... uh, music. It is not his fault if he needs to be driven around in a Bentley and has to throw all those mad parties for Kim's mom. If Jesus were alive today would we let him walk around in debt? Fuck no.

Imma let you finish, but right now I am ripping up that check for Doctors Without Borders and sending the money to Kim and Kanye where it will at least do some good for the world.

Uh-huh honey.
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I'm sorry but that song is horrible.. Lol
 
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