I'm Looking for My First Dick

[Unclebaldrick]

The dick doesn’t have to be real big, just really hard

 

[cannabineer]

Heh heh heh, he said tips

 

[doublejj]

I knew you were locked up!..........called it

 

[Eltomcat]

The dick doesn’t have to be real big, just really hard

Hmu homie.

 

[kmog33]

what did I miss? This edit tag is pretty sweet though.


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[doublejj]

Ok so you got your first jolt in....time to get a 9to5 homie...
Better get right

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

It has to be someone I can really trust

 

[Nutes and Nugs]

Building a dick ship?

 

[tyler.durden]

I can't "like" comments on my phone so I'm handing out likes to everyone in this thread lol

Forget the likes. Where are the nude, ice-breaking pics we discussed???

 

[tyler.durden]

do any of you have any tips, or pointers?

There's nothing like your first. Have you tried calling the dude? Perhaps he's on facebook...

 

[ODanksta]

Ok so you got your first jolt in....time to get a 9to5 homie...
Better get right

Lol I never thought I'd see you post young jezzy. Lol

 

[ODanksta]

Dafuq is an outlier?

Wikipedia shit makes zero sense to me

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Outlier

 

[doublejj]

Lol I never thought I'd see you post young jezzy. Lol

I Luv it..........

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

How much should I pay?

 

[Jimmyjonestoo]

How much should I pay?

The best ones are free.

 

[cannabineer]

How much should I pay?

Ya shouldn't pay dick.

 

[Unclebaldrick]

Ya shouldn't pay dick.

Why are you calling him names?

 

[cannabineer]

Why are you calling him names?

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

I came across this one. She says she's not licensed so she can't charge too much; which is what I can afford. She says she is the "human lie detector". Will someone contact her and test her for me please.

http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/sks/5450850516.html

Need a private investigator? (North Seattle)

I will start by telling you that I am not licensed. however, I am the human lie detector. Nothing anybody says or does gets by me. I won't get into details but, I have had to do a lot of investigating in my life and it has saved me a lot of time and sorrow. I am very discreet and open to a challenge. Let me know what you need and I will let you know if I can help.

• do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers

post id: 5450850516


posted: 2016-02-16 12:23pm


updated: 2016-02-22 11:05pm

 

[curious2garden]

I got one, it ain't big but it sure is small..

I make up for it in foreskin...

Oh just wait you have the scrotum years to look forward to!