Is the World Flat? The Flatlander's theory..

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Mellowman2112

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Please do not mistake my poking fun at your expense as some sort of intent to engage your stupidity. When you shit into your own hand and rub it around in your hair I will point and laugh, but that doesn't mean I want to get any of it on me. But please, do continue to shit yourself. Unlike the others, the smell doesn't bother me a bit.
Ok genius please supply some kind of proof that relativity exists or go away.
 

SunnyJim

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Relativity is made up hogwash to try to explain the ludicrous unproved THEORY that we are blasting through the multiverse at 4 million miles an hour, while supposedly revolving around our sun that they say moves 670000 miles an hour. If this were the case we wouldn't still see the big dipper 5500 years running. It would of changed perspective from our new viewpoint.
The great thing about science is that no matter how intellectually deficient someone is, even they can test its theories.

Relativity can be tested @Mellowman2112 , try it yourself. First, though, you have to understand what it is you're testing, and why you're testing it.

You think relativity is made up, and that we should be able to 'feel' the speed of the spinning Earth. We can't - quite simply because we don't have an organ which determines the speed we're travelling (at any time).

We can use some organs to determine speed relative to something else by using our eyes (watching objects passing you as you move), your ears (hearing wind whistling around you, or the engine roaring), you can perhaps sense vibrations of the vehicle you're travelling in as it moves, ... you get the drift.

Ok genius please supply some kind of proof that relativity exists or go away.
Here is how you test the theory of relativity, and why you can't feel the motion of the Earth spinning:

Go to Tokyo, Japan and buy a ticket for the maglev bullet train. I can assume that you don't know how fast they travel without Googling it, so don't.

I've suggested maglev trains because of the reduced noise and friction of the vehicle as it moves. When the train starts to move, blindfold yourself. Next, stuff some earplugs in your ears. Let the train speed along for 15 minutes, and shout out how fast you think you're travelling.

You'll feel like you aren't moving at all, let alone feel like you're moving several hundred miles an hour in any particular direction.

You can't argue that you aren't travelling fast, but you won't be able to determine your speed with any degree of accuracy.

And that, young man, is how you test the theory of relativity and is why you can't feel the Earth spinning, whether you're at the equator, or at either pole.

Your God can take credit for that, if it makes it more palatable for you.
 

Heisenberg

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Ok genius please supply some kind of proof that relativity exists or go away.
Nope and nope. I'm here to see how long it takes for your asshole to get jealous of all that shit coming out of your mouth. I realize that you are used to everyone rushing in to help you clean the shit off your face, but it's clear to me that you enjoy the taste.

As I said, please do continue.
 

Mellowman2112

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The great thing about science is that no matter how intellectually deficient someone is, even they can test its theories.

Relativity can be tested @Mellowman2112 , try it yourself. First, though, you have to understand what it is you're testing, and why you're testing it.

You think relativity is made up, and that we should be able to 'feel' the speed of the spinning Earth. We can't - quite simply because we don't have an organ which determines the speed we're travelling (at any time).

We can use some organs to determine speed relative to something else by using our eyes (watching objects passing you as you move), your ears (hearing wind whistling around you, or the engine roaring), you can perhaps sense vibrations of the vehicle you're travelling in as it moves, ... you get the drift.



Here is how you test the theory of relativity, and why you can't feel the motion of the Earth spinning:

Go to Tokyo, Japan and buy a ticket for the maglev bullet train. I can assume that you don't know how fast they travel without Googling it, so don't.

I've suggested maglev trains because of the reduced noise and friction of the vehicle as it moves. When the train starts to move, blindfold yourself. Next, stuff some earplugs in your ears. Let the train speed along for 15 minutes, and shout out how fast you think you're travelling.

You'll feel like you aren't moving at all, let alone feel like you're moving several hundred miles an hour in any particular direction.

You can't argue that you aren't travelling fast, but you won't be able to determine your speed with any degree of accuracy.

And that, young man, is how you test the theory of relativity and is why you can't feel the Earth spinning, whether you're at the equator, or at either pole.

Your God can take credit for that, if it makes it more palatable for you.
In an airplane I can barely feel somethiing, agreed. But explain the lack of paralax movement of the stars over the past 5500 years. If we are moving at such great speeds. Thanks.
 

SunnyJim

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In an airplane I can barely feel somethiing, agreed. But explain the lack of paralax movement of the stars over the past 5500 years. If we are moving at such great speeds. Thanks.
So before I answer more of your questions, I'd like to put the one we're addressing to bed.

Do you concede that the theory of relativity is accurate and retract your earlier statement that it's 'made up'?
 

Heisenberg

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"An ignorant mind is precisely not a spotless, empty vessel, but one that’s filled with the clutter of irrelevant or misleading life experiences, theories, facts, intuitions, strategies, algorithms, heuristics, metaphors, and hunches that regrettably have the look and feel of useful and accurate knowledge. What’s curious is that, in many cases, incompetence does not leave people disoriented, perplexed, or cautious. Instead, the incompetent are often blessed with an inappropriate confidence, buoyed by something that feels to them like knowledge." - David Dunning
 

tyler.durden

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Nope and nope. I'm here to see how long it takes for your asshole to get jealous of all that shit coming out of your mouth. I realize that you are used to everyone rushing in to help you clean the shit off your face, but it's clear to me that you enjoy the taste.

As I said, please do continue.
Well, goddamn! LMAO. *Heis drops mic* /thread...
 

gabechihua

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One valid question I need to pose here. How does a flight from New York City to London and a flight from London to New York City take the same amount of time? The earth should be spinning in the opposite direction of your flight when taking off from London and shorten your flight and vice versa when taking off from New York City lengthening your flight. The flight time being equal both ways makes no physical sense what so ever.
 

Mellowman2112

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So before I answer more of your questions, I'd like to put the one we're addressing to bed.

Do you concede that the theory of relativity is accurate and retract your earlier statement that it's 'made up'?
I only concede that the movement in a train or airplane is observed only minimally.
 

Mellowman2112

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One valid question I need to pose here. How does a flight from New York City to London and a flight from London to New York City take the same amount of time? The earth should be spinning in the opposite direction of your flight when taking off from London and shorten your flight and vice versa when taking off from New York City lengthening your flight. The flight time being equal both ways makes no physical sense what so ever.
I agree, and that is why they invented the theory of relativity. Once humans started flying they had to come up with a good excuse for what we were observing or not observing.
 

Mellowman2112

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One valid question I need to pose here. How does a flight from New York City to London and a flight from London to New York City take the same amount of time? The earth should be spinning in the opposite direction of your flight when taking off from London and shorten your flight and vice versa when taking off from New York City lengthening your flight. The flight time being equal both ways makes no physical sense what so ever.
The destination should come up behind the plane before it reaches it's destination, if the earth is spinning at 1000 mph and the plane only moves at 500 mph.
 

Gary Goodson

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One valid question I need to pose here. How does a flight from New York City to London and a flight from London to New York City take the same amount of time? The earth should be spinning in the opposite direction of your flight when taking off from London and shorten your flight and vice versa when taking off from New York City lengthening your flight. The flight time being equal both ways makes no physical sense what so ever.
This shit again:roll:
 
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