Am I the only purist who still believes in keistering?
Not when you have an alternative orifice..read on:
https://nevergetbusted.com/2012/08/28/safely-carry-your-stash-of-marijuana-through-airports/
Also:
If you’re worried about illegal drugs coming into your town on a jet plane, don’t look to the TSA to stop that influx. “TSA security officers do not search for marijuana or other drugs,”
the agency explains on its website. The reason lies in TSA’s mission: “TSA’s screening procedures, which are governed by federal law, are focused on security and are designed to detect potential threats to aviation and passengers,” Feinstein notes.
If an officer happens upon what looks like drugs in someone’s bag, “TSA refers the matter to law enforcement,” Feinstein notes. But experts say that given their other priorities, TSA officers may sometimes look the other way even when they suspect drugs are present. (There have been
reports of TSA officers leaving warning notes for passengers carrying marijuana, rather than turning them in, even though the officers could face punishment for taking that approach.)
It’s ultimately up to law enforcement — not the TSA — to determine whether to initiate a criminal investigation for someone suspected of smuggling drugs through an airport, says Feinstein.
http://nypost.com/2015/06/11/10-things-the-tsa-isnt-telling-you/
For something very small, take your Chapstick and unscrew it all the way and take it out. Pack the Chapstick container with DOC, cut Chapstick and pack on top..your standing in line..you empty your pockets..uh-oh!!! Your lips are dry swipe them with your Chapstick and thrown in bin..you walk through and claim Chapstick in said bin
For airline bathroom, I use a smokeless hitter..works like a charm and goes into my purse along with lighter.