I just saved a mans life 15 minutes ago

[Dr.Pecker]

He took charge and started barking orders because he didn't want to be the one that has to give the hobo cpr. How did it taste?

You know your not supposed to stick your tongue in there, rite?

 

[Gary Goodson]

You know your not supposed to stick your tongue in there, rite?

Well how else do you blow a dudes butthole out?

 

[Illinois Enema Bandit]

I can, but she's got a big pussy

big pussy girls r the most fun to fuck IMO,as long as the big puss don't come with a big fat belly,fat chicks are no beuno unless seriously desperate

 

[sharptater]

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If that isn't the earths pussy idk what is

 

[sharptater]

big pussy girls r the most fun to fuck IMO,as long as the big puss don't come with a big fat belly,fat chicks are no beuno unless seriously desperate

More cushion for the pushin

 

[Dr.Pecker]

Well how else do you blow a dudes butthole out?

You're supposed to do it rite in the pussy. Holy shit I can get a T shirt LOL!

 

[Illinois Enema Bandit]

I find your political/world views repulsive, but I'll give props for this statement.

same here,if it weren't for our politics most of us here are the same people,stoners with free time & dark sense of humor

 

[Unclebaldrick]

You're supposed to do it rite in the pussy.

I like @Gary Goodson 's like.

 

[Unclebaldrick]

same here,if it weren't for our politics most of us here are the same people,stoners with free time & dark sense of humor

Maybe you should come back in a non-election year.

 

[Bob Zmuda]

Maybe you should come back in a non-election year.

Or not...

 

[Illinois Enema Bandit]

More cushion for the pushin

see now that's OK as long as one of the two is skinny,but when the dude has a beer belly its an ugly scene,its like 2 seals fuckin lol

 

[Big_Lou]

Can someone start the 'I just shaved a man's wife' thread?

 

[sharptater]

You're supposed to do it rite in the pussy.

Thats how you keep that pussy around. If you like it put a dick In it "right"

 

[Gary Goodson]

Can someone start the 'I just shaved a man's wife' thread?

You mother fucker!


That was funny

 

[Illinois Enema Bandit]

One way of thinking about it. Wish it was that simple. This thread isn't about me tho. If you wanna talk or "haze" me pm me. Sorry @Illinoisenemabandit for getting this thread so off topic. I still think you did a good thing by what you did. I couldn't have done what you did.

your good man,talk about anything u like,threads here take lives of their own,start out talking about motorcycles & end up talking about hookers,whenever a thread leads to pussy its a 5 star joint lol

 

[Gary Goodson]

your good man,talk about anything u like,threads here take lives of their own,start out talking about motorcycles & end up talking about hookers,whenever a thread leads to pussy its a 5 star joint lol

You have that all wrong! All threads end in dicks and THAT'S when they become 5 star.

 

[Dr.Pecker]

Thats how you keep that pussy around. If you like it put a dick In it "right"

Nope, you missed the bus you fucking stoner.

 

[Illinois Enema Bandit]

in the entire two weeks since you joined?

your date is wrong,its been nearly a month

 

[sharptater]

Lol. Pussy brings us all together unless you are a gay dude. I have no problems with homosexuals, but this thread took a turn from that. Can I get a "YAY" for pussy? At least we can agree on one thing if nothing else.

 

[Big_Lou]

All threads end in dicks and THAT'S when they become 5 star.