The UK Growers Thread!

[The Yorkshireman]

A challenge is it?! Don't think I'd have beat that on this run, might have come close with a couple cola's if I hadn't had to supercrop them

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In your fucking dreams kid, the popcorn on those were as big as your mains.

Come back when you've stepped up in size reference from poxy cans of coke to vodka bottles and you might just deserve a nod.

 

[The Yorkshireman]

Comparing defoliated hops to ganja ffs.

Hops is a vine divvy!

 

[Don Gin and Ton]

hahah smack talk and for a change not about mediocre cropper

 

[The Yorkshireman]

He's mucked his ticket and wants to watch himself, I'm saying no more.

 

[Don Gin and Ton]

Morning Don lad.

Mine was up at 5 this morning, fucking hairdryers, smash the thing I will!

morning geez, mine was doing the dishes at 5 am. I went for a slash and she was giving it why are you up?! err cos some knacker is banging pots and pans about.

 

[The Yorkshireman]

Ha Ha Ha!

 

[bazoomer]

Mine was up at 4,30 for work , I felt so guilty lying in my nice warm bed ..ah well, u don't keep a dog & bark ya self .

 

[The Yorkshireman]

Pretty chuffed I've just managed to catch the scrap man as he flew round the Cul de sac.

Got rid of some more shit out of my garage to make space for my gym area (building a dead lift platform) and glass blowing set up.



I finally have enough space to work on my bike too, but that needs a cash injection so will still have to wait a while.

 

[Don Gin and Ton]

lol we just put stuff on the step and it's gone by lunch time.

 

[The Yorkshireman]

Aye I can normally do that but there's no scallys round here (the sket estate is down the road) so it would just sit there till he next comes round, it's at least once a fortnight though.

My neighbours are the type to tutt and roll their eyes at a washing machine, a treadmill and 2 lawnmowers stacked at the end of the drive for more than a few days though. lol

 

[The Yorkshireman]

We just got a pass for the council tip about a month ago too.

I'm like a kid with a new toy, everything's going! lol

 

[The Yorkshireman]

Check this video out lads, the home brew jokers at 5:40.

Crushing Molly up with a hammer and then spilling it all over the fucking carpet!

Muppets, fucking muppets!........

 

[Bunduki]

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In your fucking dreams kid, the popcorn on those were as big as your mains.

Come back when you've stepped up in size reference from poxy cans of coke to vodka bottles and you might just deserve a nod.

Ok, crappy pic cos of my light being on but works for size I guess. This is the deformed cola I was talking about, this IS my first grow and she had to survive overfeeding (other seedling died), overheating (bought light for it, then tent, then fan over 3 weeks cos I didn't have the cash at once), burning against the light and supercropping while in flower.

I don't think it came out too bad considering, yeah it's nothing special compared to yours but how big were your first?

 

[The Yorkshireman]

This is the deformed cola I was talking about

That's not a fucking cola, they're just buds.
They don't join up to even remotely form a cola.

I've marked where they split.......





Unlike this which is a solid mass all the way down.......


(It goes down about another 4 inch or so but you can't see that because it's behind the leaves so it's actually cut short)



Shot yourself in the foot there kid, better luck next time eh!

 

[The Yorkshireman]

And considering your in proper hydro with pebbles your shit's gash.

I've seen noobs rock better in hand watered soil using BioBizz.

 

[The Yorkshireman]

Here's the other one, just to stick the boot in........

 

[Don Gin and Ton]

looks like a fucked up paint by numbers

 

[theslipperbandit]

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In your fucking dreams kid, the popcorn on those were as big as your mains.

Come back when you've stepped up in size reference from poxy cans of coke to vodka bottles and you might just deserve a nod.

After the previous posts he'd posted he's never gonna be respected lol

 

[theslipperbandit]

Jesus why would someone post such a gash plant..as stated it's just a load of airy buds that once dry will be fecking pebbles, next time supercrop properly (or lst from the get go)n train those slags from veg n leave the fucking leaves alone. Look at yorkies, super healthy bud structure and lush green leaves, only worry I'd have with buds that dense is mold but I'm sure he's his airflow in cleck! Get better airflow in there n if youve temp issues got an aircooled hood n more fans in there to help airflow. N next time don't post such a pathetic plant and dude youve to read a ton more..noobs should start in soil it's far more forgiving...u even know about mobile elements or anything that can help u diagnose plant issues cuz from what leaves you've got they're riddled with defs

 

[The Yorkshireman]

only worry I'd have with buds that dense is mold but I'm sure he's his airflow in cleck!

I did lose a couple of oz on that run tbh, airflow doesn't help at all when colas are that big and dense.

Once you've got a few botrytis spores on the buds, then they close up and form solid colas the mold is just gonna have a field day from the inside out.



I've got filters on my intakes now to help keep the shit coming in down to a minimum.

And I've even been toying with the idea of fitting UV lights inside/along the length of my intake ducting to kill off any spores completely before they enter the tent.
Just like the UV treatment in chemistry labs and in water purification systems.