The UK Growers Thread!

[Mastergrow]

It did indeed, along with another few....same as some lads over ther are running the exo clone

 

[loftygoals]

Damn. Gonna have to find some of that action!

 

[theslipperbandit]

Doubt you'll find it here

 

[Bunduki]

Oh look I've found a whole plant shot for the milk carton cola.......

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Oh good, that make's it pretty easy to tell how much smaller it is overall than mine. Guess being too lazy to top, lst or supercrop yours gave you a nice main cola whereas mine had 8 and a whole lot of lower branches bearing nicely. There's my pics, the jars in the first shot, minus the 2 small round, one of the nut jars and the red cabbage jar (those are trim buds for cooking) weighed in at 10.44oz, the box and 2 coffee jars in the freezer are at least another 2.5.

 

[R1b3n4]

Looks like about 5-7oz from eyeballing the pics tbh

 

[R1b3n4]

Bottom row of jars look like Douwe egberts coffe jars an they hold about a half O nicely, as do the Azera Tins n the cocoa powder tub roughly and all the smaller jars look like they hold about a Q roughly so my guess is you are trying to pass half O`s off as full O`s etc, also none of the jars are over 1/2 full by the look of it

 

[theslipperbandit]

Yeah 5 0z does two 2ltr jars n a bit of another..I'd agree with rimmer

 

[theslipperbandit]

I know ur not supposed to over fill jars but those look fair bare...what's the rh of those jars?

 

[The Yorkshireman]

Not even that, none of it's fucking trimmed.

The stuff in the jars still has the fan leaves attached and it can be seen in the photos quite obviously.
The stuff in the box is still attached to the fucking branches/stems as well.

All he's done is cut the main chunks of bud clean off the branches once dry (if that) and stuffed em in jars.
The other stuff he's just cut the stems enough so he can chuck it in a box.


Fucking shawggiest, amateur shwaggy ditch weed effort I've ever seen.

Come back when you've got 13oz of properly dry, 'manicured' bud on the scales at once and can post a photo to prove it.



Fucking deluded joker.

 

[The Yorkshireman]

what's the rh of those jars?

Mould%

 

[theslipperbandit]

Yeah they were jarred way 2 early

 

[Bunduki]

Bottom row of jars look like Douwe egberts coffe jars an they hold about a half O nicely, as do the Azera Tins n the cocoa powder tub roughly and all the smaller jars look like they hold about a Q roughly so my guess is you are trying to pass half O`s off as full O`s etc, also none of the jars are over 1/2 full by the look of it

Nope, you're about right in your jar estimates just off in adding them up, one of those dowe egberts jars has nearly an oz but most are just over half

Dry Jars weights:-

Big A--48g
B--53g
Medium A--12g
B--11g
C--14.8g
Coffee A--24.9g
B--18.3g
C--16.7g
D--14g
E--16.3g
F--21.4

Azera 9g
Cocoa 13g
chilli nuts 7.5g
sweet tin 7.5g
coconut 9.2g

296.6g + Freezer cures + Trim- cabbage 6.0g, dark nuts 4.0g, used 7.0g

RH as of yesterday was 60-64% on everything except medium C which is 55% and sat on table being smoked out of, I really didn't wash the coconut jar, azera coffee or cocoa containers properly, I'd ran out of jars and just swilled them out, the coconut has a real mingled aroma of weed and coconut gonna be interested to smoke that when it's cured.

 

[theslipperbandit]

Ugh jesus ur on ignore

 

[theslipperbandit]

U do know some ppl in this thread have been growing for longer than most of us have been alive (cough zeddd) so most will see just at first glance ur shits unloved n could of probably gone longer b4 chop...how long did u hang dry em n what sort of fan had u going?

 

[The Yorkshireman]

RH as of yesterday was 60-64% on everything except medium C which is 55% and sat on table being smoked out of, I really didn't wash the coconut jar, azera coffee or cocoa containers properly, I'd ran out of jars and just swilled them out, the coconut has a real mingled aroma of weed and coconut gonna be interested to smoke that when it's cured.

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[The Yorkshireman]

 

[theslipperbandit]

All is right in the world when the uk threads on a streak lol

 

[Bunduki]

U do know some ppl in this thread have been growing for longer than most of us have been alive (cough zeddd) so most will see just at first glance ur shits unloved n could of probably gone longer b4 chop...how long did u hang dry em n what sort of fan had u going?

7 days in my tent with the carbon filter and extraction fan on 24/7, humidity was a bit high, 65-70% which is why I had the fan on constant.

You do know I've said myself this was my first grow, I started knowing nothing, this plant was the survivor of 2 and I only started reading guides and forums after the other died? I'm not claiming to be an expert grower yet, never have, I just don't automatically assume just because someone's been doing something for a long time that they know everything about it.

My weed is a bit straggly, but you guy's seem to be ignoring scale in those pics. That's a 1.2m x 1.2m x2m tent and the one plant filled a good part of it. Despite my fuckups, I did get a better harvest than I'd expected myself and the weed tastes good and gets you high.

Yorkie is just arrogant and started spouting crap when I didn't agree with him. I'm pretty sure his pics are faked tbh, if he was really growing good weed he'd be a lot more relaxed!

 

[theslipperbandit]

Here's some advice..take those buds back out trim the fan leafs n shit leave em dry till the branches are between bending n cracking then vat n burp every so often I do it once a day whilst I tent to my tent n next time take some care in ur work n they should be hanging down the box with atleast a fan blowing like one for a computer wires to a plug n have it on constant for good air exchange. I've always just hung em in the tent.

 

[Bunduki]

The branches were near to snapping when I jarred them, I left the fan leaves on to protect the trichomes when they're jostled about in the jars/taken out, and they're being burped and checked with hydrometers, and I did hang them in my tent upside down on the branches as you can see in the pic I posted.

The buds in the white box are in the freezer, I'd ran out of of jars and had been reading a thread on freezer curing your weed, figured I had nothing else to put them in anyway so testing it. After 3 weeks freezer it's supposed to be equivalent to a month jar curing without the burping and no chance of mould, since it's too damn cold. Instead of evaporating, moisture sublimes.

There's a bunch of different methods, mostly I'm going to use the normal jar n burp, but I like to experiment. In fact, I just remembered I have maybe another 1/8-1/4 in a jar Water-curing. I've done water-curing before, you lose the smell and taste of weed but it still gets you as high and is smooth, it's handy for having a smoke outside a pub or walking down the street when you don't want it to stink and it's very fast to get smooth smoke.