Whats your best pick-up line? post here!

[cannabineer]

Dim stock

Dirty sock

 

[jacksmuff]

Does your mom like to fuck? To bad already fucked her. Gets them every time.

 

[cannabineer]

Does your mom like to fuck? To bad already fucked her. Gets them every time.

Gets them where?

 

[Hookabelly]

right in the P

 

[jacksmuff]

Gets them where?

Right in the pussy or ass choice is hers

 

[congo5150]

Gets them where?

he said under there... then i was like under where (underwear)...

 

[cannabineer]

he said under there... then i was like under where (underwear)...

just stop

 

[Growan]

...I don't know how to say this without actually saying it. I'll try.

So, the 'noobs' being stress tested....are they mostly actually noobs, or as often as not, say....a previously joined/banned/rejoined/banned type character from, I dunno, say the UK?

 

[Singlemalt]

he said under there... then i was like under where (underwear)...

Dude, did you see the latest JC Penny's catalog; ladies underwear hubba hubba

 

[Hookabelly]

Dim sock

Looks like @congo5150 is a cum sock

 

[congo5150]

just stop

hahaha okay i will

 

[Growan]

Nah we keep it old skewl

Hard Mode

 

[curious2garden]

Dude, did you see the latest JC Penny's catalog; ladies underwear hubba hubba

Dating yourself lol

 

[Singlemalt]

...I don't know how to say this without actually saying it. I'll try.

So, the 'noobs' being stress tested....are they mostly actually noobs, or as often as not, say....a previously joined/banned/rejoined/banned type character from, I dunno, say the UK?

Eh, once they are dead they're all the same

 

[jacksmuff]

Looks like @congo5150 is a cum sock

Dry and crisp or still wet

 

[cannabineer]

...I don't know how to say this without actually saying it. I'll try.

So, the 'noobs' being stress tested....are they mostly actually noobs, or as often as not, say....a previously joined/banned/rejoined/banned type character from, I dunno, say the UK?

I am operating under the assumption that most are retreaded retards. Any actual noob will be tested the same, and the survivors will be recognized as potential site assets.

 

[Singlemalt]

Dating yourself lol

Is that a euphemism for auto-pleasuring?

 

[congo5150]

Looks like @congo5150 is a cum sock

that really hurts my feelings you unoriginal sesame street ass oscar the grouch living in a trash can mother fucker

 

[Singlemalt]

Ralfee!!!!
edit: aka Cabbage556

 

[Hookabelly]

that really hurts my feelings you unoriginal sesame street ass oscar the grouch living in a trash can mother fucker

LOL