Whats your best pick-up line? post here!

[haight]

Best pickup line? Do you want to fuck.

Works better for women than men

 

[qwizoking]

Do you like drugs?
Let's do them all

 

[RockStarGrower]

I got a million pick up lines, none of them work...lol. Here is a couple.

" do you have pet insurance? .because I am going to smash that pussy tonight!"

"Do you like dragons?....because I will be dragon my nuts across your face!"

 

[congo5150]

heres how to get her number in front of her boyfriend.... say these magic words

you were inside beyonce then you got soft homie thats beyond gay

 

[congo5150]

hey are you a stripper? cus i want to be swimming deep in your pussy like im flipper

#justmakethingsrhymeaye

the liquor got my dick thicker when i was all up in her i was like before you swallow my jizz better pray and say gace but then she looked at me with a funny ass face she was like why was it so bitter, then i was like dont be a quitter can i stick it in your shitter?

#imtoohigh #hashtaggedtodeath #hashfrag #hashish #hashtagoverload

 

[Singlemalt]

"Why not? You're not dead yet"

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

Has anyone said the old classic "Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

60% of the time it works every time.

 

[iHearAll]

"i can help with your chemistry classes" laid

 

[iHearAll]

"i can help with any of your calculus classes" laid

 

[iHearAll]

"i can help with any of your physics classes" laid

 

[iHearAll]

"i have an 8 ball and i don't really do coke. you can come over and use it" laid

 

[iHearAll]

"how much for sex?"...... pays hooker......laid

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

I used to ask girls if they wanted to come back to my place and play Nintendo. It worked fairly well, but I was also licking my eyebrows while I asked...

 

[iHearAll]

i mean, if your hitting on anyone that's NOT in college then you'er dumb as fuck

 

[dannyboy602]

How bout this one..."yeah its a real gun. Get in the fucking car."

 

[lokie]

i mean, if your hitting on anyone that's NOT in college then you'er dumb as fuck

18 to 80, cripple, blind or crazy, if they can't walk I'll drag em.
My motto gets more pussy hands down.

 

[Davmalk]

Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.

 

[tyler.durden]

"Yes, it's a real gun. Get in the van..."

How bout this one..."yeah its a real gun. Get in the fucking car."

Hey! That's my line

 

[Davmalk]

Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.

 

[Justin-case]

You remind me of my little toe, small but cute
and I like to bang you on my coffee table