The best way to die. Personal opinion.

[tyler.durden]

I used to assist with picking up dead bodies for a funeral director.

Heart attack victims were obvious and ugly. Vomit everywhere and signs that they struggled, I decided then that heart attacks aren't the way to go.

As a matter of fact, they all looked bad no matter what killed them. The funeral director made them look better with makeup and paint, so that 'peaceful look' is very much faked.

 

[Hookabelly]

I don't recall ages, if they mentioned them. All I remember is 'elderly Japanese couple'.

Eta;

*since most "old" folks don't know whether they're coming or going.

I guess going while coming is pretty cool.

 

[ttystikk]

You want to die in the arms of an elderly couple while they climax?

Gross.

Yeah, I'm a sick pup like that

 

[rockmtnbuds]

Best way hands down as fucked as it sounds.. Herion overdose.. Go out in bliss and pure fuckin enjoyment

 

[Bakersfield]

A nice shot of smack to ease the pain of incineration.
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Yeah, incineration! I wouldn't want a cork screw butt plug up my butt after I'm dead, lol.

 

[Unclebaldrick]

Best way hands down as fucked as it sounds.. Herion overdose.. Go out in bliss and pure fuckin enjoyment

Herions are not indigenous to my area.

 

[Bob Zmuda]

When I first read the thread title it got my hopes up.

I thought OP was asking for advice.

 

[congo5150]

die from a worthy opponent, in the hands of a beast or a mighty warrior

 

[greenghost420]

in battle or high as fuck

 

[dannyboy602]

My father suffered from a long illness. That was so hard on him. Our family too. If I could choose I'd choose instant. Tell those in your life you love them, so if you do die suddenly they know how you feel.

What would you rather have though? Instant death or a chance to say goodbye to your loved ones.

I'd rather have time to prepare. Like six months or a year. That'd be a good six months though.

 

[srh88]

I'd rather have time to prepare. Like six months or a year. That'd be a good six months though.

someone who was friends with my dad when i was kid.. he got cancer, doctor told him he only had so long to live. so this dude went out... took out all kinds of loans, even got his pilots license and a small plane. he went so far into debt because he knew he was going to die.. well he beat the cancer lmao.

 

[ThaiBaby1]

in battle or high as fuck

Right! Die with your sword in your hand and you go to Valhalla!

 

[Nugachino]

I'd like to clear my thoughts with a .45.

 

[Hookabelly]

I'd like to clear my thoughts with a .45.

It's worth a shot

 

[curious2garden]

I'd like to clear my thoughts with a .45.

I did a study on ballistics and head wounds. Spent a year slogging to two of the largest coroner's offices in the So Cal area for data. One bit of advice, make sure your hand doesn't waver.

 

[Singlemalt]

 

[curious2garden]

++ rep that is why I love living Edwards AFB adjacent LOL

PS I think the way the BUFF's flap their wings is a thing of rare beauty

 

[cannabineer]

++ rep that is why I love living Edwards AFB adjacent LOL

PS I think the way the BUFF's flap their wings is a thing of rare beauty

Saw a Buff at "the last air show" at Moffett, appx. 1999. I could touch the wingtips.

 

[curious2garden]

Saw a Buff at "the last air show" at Moffett, appx. 1999. I could touch the wingtips.

Yeah the flex on those is incredible, so's the flex on the U2, neat airframes

 

[cannabineer]

Yeah the flex on those is incredible, so's the flex on the U2, neat airframes

The closest to that i saw in "person" was the wing of a Schempp-Hirth "Janus". It had reverse sweep and these whippy wings. And a frighteningly benign stalled-forward-motion mode