Trolling has reached new heights.

[whitebb2727]

lost my 3rd when i was fighting a tiger in the jungles of canada

I still have mine.

 

[srh88]

I still have mine.
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[whitebb2727]

Hey now.

 

[Singlemalt]

One of my testicles is bigger and hangs lower than the other two do.

Pics?

 

[srh88]

Hey now.

 

[whitebb2727]

Pics?

Look up a few post.

 

[whitebb2727]

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I mean you can eat my balls, just not with a fork.

 

[srh88]

I mean you can eat my balls, just not with a fork.

 

[whitebb2727]

You kind of walked into that one.

 

[srh88]

You kind of walked into that one.

yeah i did lol

 

[curious2garden]

LMFAO ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
reminds me of a classic Abbot and Costello routine

 

[Singlemalt]

Look up a few post.

Nice. I knew there was something impressive about you, a certain je ne sais quoi.

 

[tyler.durden]

Nice. I knew there was something impressive about you, a certain je ne sais quoi.

More like je ne sais cock

 

[tangerinegreen555]

I still have mine.
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Wow. And I always thought I was lucky when I got an egg with a double yolk.

Would you be charged 50% more for a vasectomy?

 

[whitebb2727]

Nice. I knew there was something impressive about you, a certain je ne sais quoi.

Women seem to like it.

Wow. And I always thought I was lucky when I got an egg with a double yolk.

Would you be charged 50% more for a vasectomy?

Probably. Hell with that though.

 

[Singlemalt]

Women seem to like it.

Probably. Hell with that though.

Yup, keeps them occupied; idle hands as it were

 

[tangerinegreen555]

Probably. Hell with that though.

I hear that. When we had enough children, we just made sure we didn't make mistakes. It's easier in your 30's and 40's than it is when you're 16.

A guy who had a vasectomy told me how, after the Dr. snipped a side, he lost control of the grip, lost what he was holding on to, and had to fish and dig it out with forceps for 10 minutes. No thank you.

 

[curious2garden]

I hear that. When we had enough children, we just made sure we didn't make mistakes. It's easier in your 30's and 40's than it is when you're 16.

A guy who had a vasectomy told me how, after the Dr. snipped a side, he lost control of the grip, lost what he was holding on to, and had to fish and dig it out with forceps for 10 minutes. No thank you.

Urology had a special room in the surgery suite. They aren't really surgeons, real surgeons use clamps clamps never lose their grip and are incredibly easy to find when dropped.

 

[tangerinegreen555]

Urology had a special room in the surgery suite. They aren't really surgeons, real surgeons use clamps clamps never lose their grip and are incredibly easy to find when dropped.

I actually have a great urologist. He has a newpaper article on the wall about himself from 1977 doing a reverse vasectomy for a couple who lost a child. It was a big deal back then.
He also did a coca cola kidney stone correlation study that resulted in a notable medical journal article.

And he hates medical insurance company CEO's and calls them 'profiteering hacks'. Among other more colorful names. He's a knowledgable old Dr.

 

[whitebb2727]

I hear that. When we had enough children, we just made sure we didn't make mistakes. It's easier in your 30's and 40's than it is when you're 16.

A guy who had a vasectomy told me how, after the Dr. snipped a side, he lost control of the grip, lost what he was holding on to, and had to fish and dig it out with forceps for 10 minutes. No thank you.

Ole lady just had her tubes tied after the last one.

We never did use birth control. We figured her ovulation and just avoided it that way. I know people say its not as reliable but it worked for us.

I actually have a great urologist. He has a newpaper article on the wall about himself from 1977 doing a reverse vasectomy for a couple who lost a child. It was a big deal back then.
He also did a coca cola kidney stone correlation study that resulted in a notable medical journal article.

And he hates medical insurance company CEO's and calls them 'profiteering hacks'. Among other more colorful names. He's a knowledgable old Dr.

I had a family dr like that. It was sad when he retired.