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420God

420God

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Zombies Would Wipe Out Humans in Less than 100 Days

https://www.yahoo.com/news/zombies-wipe-humans-less-100-134700805.html

In the new analysis, the University of Leicester undergraduates assumed that each zombie would have 90 percent success at finding and infecting one human per day — a rate that would make the zombie virus twice as contagious as the Black Death, the plague that devastated Europe in the 1300s.

The researchers further estimated that each zombie could live 20 days without braaaaaains.

Assuming a starting population of 7.5 billion people, approximately the world's population today, the students calculated that it would take 20 days for a single zombie to start an epidemic of noticeable proportions. At that point, the pandemic would have begun. Assuming no geographic isolation, in fact, the human population would drop to 181 by day 100 of the epidemic, with 190 million zombies roaming around.

With some geographical isolation, the situation would be a tiny bit better for humans. Assuming the zombie virus had to spread through contiguous regions and that zombies were somewhat limited in their ability to travel (not leaving their current region until there were 100,000 zombies roaming there), human survivors would number 273 by day 100, the study found.

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Skeet Kuhn Dough

Skeet Kuhn Dough

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420God said:
Zombies Would Wipe Out Humans in Less than 100 Days

https://www.yahoo.com/news/zombies-wipe-humans-less-100-134700805.html

In the new analysis, the University of Leicester undergraduates assumed that each zombie would have 90 percent success at finding and infecting one human per day — a rate that would make the zombie virus twice as contagious as the Black Death, the plague that devastated Europe in the 1300s.

The researchers further estimated that each zombie could live 20 days without braaaaaains.

Assuming a starting population of 7.5 billion people, approximately the world's population today, the students calculated that it would take 20 days for a single zombie to start an epidemic of noticeable proportions. At that point, the pandemic would have begun. Assuming no geographic isolation, in fact, the human population would drop to 181 by day 100 of the epidemic, with 190 million zombies roaming around.

With some geographical isolation, the situation would be a tiny bit better for humans. Assuming the zombie virus had to spread through contiguous regions and that zombies were somewhat limited in their ability to travel (not leaving their current region until there were 100,000 zombies roaming there), human survivors would number 273 by day 100, the study found.

bongsmilie
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A more realistic model might assume that each zombie could find fewer human victims over time, the students wrote, because there would simply be fewer humans to find.

"We have also not included the possibility for the humans to kill the zombies," they wrote.

But never fear: In a follow-up paper, the students did just that. They extended the zombie life span to one year in order to up the challenge a bit, but also gave each human a 10 percent chance of killing a zombie each day. They also accounted for human reproduction, assuming reproductive-age women would be able to have a baby once every three years.

These assumptions provided some hope for humanity. Under this model, the human population rapidly dropped off to a few hundred again. However, the zombies died off after 1,000 days, under this model; 10,000 days after the beginning of the epidemic, the human population would start to recover again, the students found.

...thought I'd post some of what you didn't paste. I like a happy ending. They make me feel all warm and fuzzy.
 
Bbcchance

Bbcchance

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Skeet Kuhn Dough said:
A more realistic model might assume that each zombie could find fewer human victims over time, the students wrote, because there would simply be fewer humans to find.

"We have also not included the possibility for the humans to kill the zombies," they wrote.

But never fear: In a follow-up paper, the students did just that. They extended the zombie life span to one year in order to up the challenge a bit, but also gave each human a 10 percent chance of killing a zombie each day. They also accounted for human reproduction, assuming reproductive-age women would be able to have a baby once every three years.

These assumptions provided some hope for humanity. Under this model, the human population rapidly dropped off to a few hundred again. However, the zombies died off after 1,000 days, under this model; 10,000 days after the beginning of the epidemic, the human population would start to recover again, the students found.

...thought I'd post some of what you didn't paste. I like a happy ending. They make me feel all warm and fuzzy.
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I just hope Bill Murray survives this one, we still need him
 
StonedFarmer

StonedFarmer

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today is starting off pretty crappy, went to grab my phone and was responding to my homie who lives up the block when it died. The lg g4 has that shitty back button which is notorious for its lack of response so no phone. ok so I decide I will walk up and bang his door once or twice and get this thing moving along. no answer so now I am without a phone and I wanted some ketamine, to go with this mda.

I also burnt my bagel, that is really pissing me off. I have 2 fucking jalapeno cheddar bagels but idiot me burns one.

**sips**
 
Karah

Karah

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StonedFarmer said:
today is starting off pretty crappy, went to grab my phone and was responding to my homie who lives up the block when it died. The lg g4 has that shitty back button which is notorious for its lack of response so no phone. ok so I decide I will walk up and bang his door once or twice and get this thing moving along. no answer so now I am without a phone and I wanted some ketamine, to go with this mda.

I also burnt my bagel, that is really pissing me off. I have 2 fucking jalapeno cheddar bagels but idiot me burns one.

**sips**
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Ketamine and mdma= yellow brick road <3
 
neosapien

neosapien

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If Evolution is real then why do we still have to brush our teeth? I mean if it was real wouldn't our mouths just secrete some kind of acid that dissolved all the junk stuck in our teeth? Like that Dilophosaurus in Jurassic Park. So based on that fact I have to call foul on this myth called science.


 
StonedFarmer

StonedFarmer

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today I was rummaging through the freezer and found a few duck breasts that I was given in the fall from a buddy who hunts.

decided to pan fry it real quick and then slice thin to top an onion ring poutine. damn was that a good idea.

duck isn't one of my preferred meats unless prepped certain ways but this was delicious.

was just a simple gravy, duck breast and aged cheddar cheese curds with hot sauce splashed all around.

would cook again

edit: sometimes my gravy turns out amazing and sometimes it is sub par, one of those times I did it well.

I wish I knew how to cook :(
 
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