Happy Valentine's Day!

[420God]

Any plans today with that special someone? Get them a gift that'll make them melt?

All alone and hate this day? It's ok, we still love you.

No big plans here, just another Tuesday for us.

 

[Karah]

SOS send someone to wine, dine, 69.

 

[Indacouch]

The one day a year besides my birthday where I don't have to repaint the house or do something outta character to get the wife to play hide the salami...

Happy Vagina day guys

 

[Indacouch]

*Valentines

 

[StonedFarmer]

Probably switch to a classy red wine.

 

[dangledo]

pornhub has free premium today... so i heard

 

[Karah]

pornhub has free premium today... so i heard

Hooters has free wings for single folks. Boobs and chicken and beer, you say?

 

[StonedFarmer]

Hooters has free wings for single folks. Boobs and chicken and beer, you say?

pornhub has free premium today... so i heard

Premium pornhub and chicken wings.

I can multitask.

 

[neosapien]

Yeah going out to dinner. Probably the classy Asian place. Last Valentine's Day it was 2am street food in the gutters of China. Fucking delicious. I'd post a pic for your viewing pleasure but...

 

[cannabineer]

Welcome to RIU

https://patrollando.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/babuino.jpeg

 

[dangledo]

Hooters has free wings for single folks. Boobs and chicken and beer, you say?

thats all a fella needs amirite?

 

[Big_Lou]

Any plans today with that special someone? Get them a gift that'll make them melt?

All alone and hate this day? It's ok, we still love you.

No big plans here, just another Tuesday for us.

Mutual masturbation in the bathtub.

 

[qwizoking]

So far today I took a shower. As the water reached my ankles, hating her tub. I realized old style tubs had a lever to block the drain.

Felt like a xumbass.
Now for the rest of beautiful vday.

 

[srh88]

Any plans today with that special someone? Get them a gift that'll make them melt?

All alone and hate this day? It's ok, we still love you.

No big plans here, just another Tuesday for us.

Will you be my Valentine?

 

[Indagrow]

Will you be my Valentine?

You slut I thought we where going to mush tattoos together whilst we salsa across the dance floor

 

[Sir Napsalot]

My wife threw her back out of whack getting out of bed this morning and is now flat on her back in pain- she has an appointment with the doctor at 3:30, who will likely prescribe some muscle relaxers.

Dinner from the freezer, no sex

 

[curious2garden]

Happy Valentine's day! The local dive bar has Sham 69 playing tonight, WOOT @lahadaextranjera have you heard of them (Hersham Boys)?

They also have Creepshow

and Gallows Bound for opening acts

Happy Valentine's Day everyone

 

[420God]

Will you be my Valentine?

I couldn't think of a better date. You'd play the guitar, make some drinks, then show me your pipe laying skills.

 

[Gary Goodson]

I couldn't think of a better date. You'd play the guitar, make some drinks, then show me your pipe laying skills.

Lmao

 

[sunni]

Happy valentines