Random Jabber Jibber thread

Bob Zmuda said:
I'm gonna paint my penis green and show it on TC tonight.
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I am listening to music and hopefully reading stories on the phone later while simultaneously masturbating for each other.

Nothing gay or sexual just a mutual jerk session on a Friday night. I am surprised more people don't do it, really brings the two or three ;) of you closer.

lololololol ahhhh the joys of a penis
 
I gotta piss and the trash can is a ways outside. This is gonna hurt. Fucking beer. Sweet nectar of life.......get me to this fucking trash can.
 
SouthCross said:
I gotta piss and the trash can is a ways outside. This is gonna hurt. Fucking beer. Sweet nectar of life.......get me to this fucking trash can.
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Why even use the trash can really?

The sink has been a staple pissing pot for drunks world wide, usualyl reserved for severe drunk(I myself don't use the sink) but it works

try it and report back

merci beaucoup
 
Gary Goodson said:
lol I don't have moods. Moods are for chicks.

You just gotta take all of my posts like a best friend fucking with you.


It's a regular thing for me to tell a friend take a shot bitch! Don't be a pussy, pussy


lol that's just me
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check your feelings at the keyboard

That's why I likes you

Dude I barely drank this week. fucking I made a pasta earlier

It is calling me

ps: suck my dick you light beer drinking dickhole

I might have that backwords
 
Gary Goodson said:
lol I don't have moods. Moods are for chicks.

You just gotta take all of my posts like a best friend fucking with you.


It's a regular thing for me to tell a friend take a shot bitch! Don't be a pussy, pussy


lol that's just me
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Man I've noticed. I'm old hat on a fairly conservative gun website. I talk weed and the motherfu¢kers freak.


You gotta stay mellow at this shit or you won't get anywhere. We all know the drill. The new guys take a licking.

It's different here...sorta. This shit is a weed site. Speak your fucking heart. I can't tell you how many dicks want to see me in jail. Over fucking weed.

I'm a dick there cause I like guns and smoke weed like I'm dying. I'm a dick here cause I like guns and smoke weed.

What a world. Fuck it. I'm mellow. Let the rest deal with the rest.
 
Since I'm new. I can understand the disconnect. The entire internet is over run with two sides of political shit. Somebody is gonna hate you no matter what. For whatever astronomical bullshit.

I'm here. On this site, because I don't want to fight you. I respect your views. I'm here to shatter a stereotype.

I don't want to fight you. There's common ground in this mad house. Fuck' If I won't find it. There's gotta be something.

Thank God Almighty for cannabis.
 
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I'm going to sleep, dizzy AF..

Old school Star Trek on the T.V.

I don't give a fuck what people say about Captain Kirk...motherfu¢ker is for real.

Think about sharing a blunt with the dude. Sharing a bong with Spock.

Holy~fucking~Shit. Let's fuck around and see what we can teleport. Hold my beer. Let's do weed and see if that comes back stronger.

Beam this motherfucker, Scotty.
 
wOOt. Every time you hear a police siren. Refill the bowl.


Let's see here...Some dream bullshit. That's what's the dealer told me. Or some purple gorilla glue. Whatever the fuck. Third choice....

Train wreak. I'm not that non-sober. Refill the bong with fresh water. Hit it like
I mean it. No vagina level toke.

I want to be the first person to die from THC. Get my shit in the history books. Remember my name. "That's the motherfucker douche who overdosed on weed"

Bury my ass accordingly. Dick UP.
 
I'm officially blazed. Burnt, turnt, baked.

I can't feel my feet. Last I remember there's two. I'll sort it out in the morning.

Wake up. Coffee. Check the alerts. Water the plants. Breakfast somewhere in the middle.

I call it now. I want sunny side eggs and bacon.

Goodnight RIU. Including you UK fuckers.
 
I lost the what's for dinner thread. I can't find that fucker.

Sockeye salmon fillet soak in "Texas 1835" honey whiskey laquor. Asian rice and broccoli.

I'm grilling the salmon. Give it about 5-6 minutes.
 
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Now it's time for a black&mild wood tip. Jaze flavor and a shot glass of bourbon....we're rounding this out.

Ill hold my pinky out while while smoking the jazz. Get fancy. Even though, I'm buying it in my house slippers. If I went to 7/11 with the crystal eye'. They'd start asking what's wrong with me. Can't have that shit. Loose questions.

Throw in a 7/11 lighter while we at this. White or the green.
 
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