Gary Goodson
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Time for a shower beer...
What did you accomplish today?
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whitebb2727
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Ugh. I'm hung over.
Tangerine_
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I caught a buzz last night and foolishly got conned into a project to help my brother bring running water to his camp that damn near drown the pair of us.
My brother has a camp he'd like to eventually live in yr round.
The camp sits directly on shore but he has no running water inside yet. To cut corners he decided to put a line into the lake since there's deep drop off 40-50 feet from shore and the lake is spring fed.
He tied a cinderblock to a 2' flex. hose and started tossing it out in the water a few feet at a time. This is where I should've come to my senses and headed on down the road.
The further out we went the deeper it got. At the end of it we were diving down and tossing this fucking cinderblock a couple feet at a time.
This went one for a good 30 mins...which isnt long at all...unless your gagging and gasping for air.
Finally after one last good heave it went over the edge.
He promised to make dinner for my troubles but I think I got the short end of the stick. Should've bargained for a bottle of Grey Goose...or at the very least a bottle of Cold River
My brother has a camp he'd like to eventually live in yr round.
The camp sits directly on shore but he has no running water inside yet. To cut corners he decided to put a line into the lake since there's deep drop off 40-50 feet from shore and the lake is spring fed.
He tied a cinderblock to a 2' flex. hose and started tossing it out in the water a few feet at a time. This is where I should've come to my senses and headed on down the road.
The further out we went the deeper it got. At the end of it we were diving down and tossing this fucking cinderblock a couple feet at a time.
This went one for a good 30 mins...which isnt long at all...unless your gagging and gasping for air.
Finally after one last good heave it went over the edge.
He promised to make dinner for my troubles but I think I got the short end of the stick. Should've bargained for a bottle of Grey Goose...or at the very least a bottle of Cold River
Tangerine_
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whitebb2727
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I rarely drink more than a couple beers at a time anymore. I drank a 12 pack last night.
Chunky Stool
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I'm wondering if a tall glass of white wine would help my back. 
It's still mighty sore but at least I can walk (with a cane).
Ultra strength brownies helped a lot.
Definitely going to the doc on Monday.
It's still mighty sore but at least I can walk (with a cane).
Ultra strength brownies helped a lot.
Definitely going to the doc on Monday.
LOL then mangle his mailbox
Indacouch
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Almost home after going to the the mother in laws house ....don't worry I keep a few Xanax around for such things .....it's not her mom, it's her Elvis impersonating husband that's ......#%**^~~|<€€ ####%#^**€>.....
Not my wife's Dad ...step dad would be the technical term .....fucker is 8 and half feet tall,bald and pushin 70
He really does the Elvis thing....so I get to hear all about Elvis every time I visit ....((YAY)) for anti D's
...sitting in the car playing gangster rap ATM with the boys, blasting the AC while we wait for momma to get an ice coffee from McDonalds....drive through was constipated.
Were guna swim when we get home ....hurry mom hurry
Not my wife's Dad ...step dad would be the technical term .....fucker is 8 and half feet tall,bald and pushin 70
He really does the Elvis thing....so I get to hear all about Elvis every time I visit ....((YAY)) for anti D's
...sitting in the car playing gangster rap ATM with the boys, blasting the AC while we wait for momma to get an ice coffee from McDonalds....drive through was constipated.
Were guna swim when we get home ....hurry mom hurry
Chunky Stool
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Much to my surprise, I'm getting around pretty well today. Going to see the doc in a couple of hours.
Mrs. Stool wants to drive me there but it really isn't necessary.
Kudos for 800mg ibuprofen! Definitely worked better than Vicodin.
Also took some 'Doans' -- which is made for back pain. Not impressed at all.
Mrs. Stool wants to drive me there but it really isn't necessary.
Kudos for 800mg ibuprofen! Definitely worked better than Vicodin.
Also took some 'Doans' -- which is made for back pain. Not impressed at all.
420God
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I pulled a muscle in my back a couple of weeks ago and used a Tens unit for the first time and was very impressed with how well it worked. They're pretty cheap on Amazon, I'd recommend trying it out.
Singlemalt
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Yeah, Doans used to advertise on TV all the time when I was a kid; it's just a variant of aspirin (magnesium salicylate). Just take that and some antacid and you have your dose of Cal-Mag
charface
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Finally got around to posting the results of my pollen chucking experiment.
Took a clone of the best example though they were all good plus saved a bunch of the seeds and some pollen.
I^m running it outdoors for the first time currently but the indoor worked great of course.
https://www.rollitup.org/t/i-finally-grew-out-my-experiment.944757/
Took a clone of the best example though they were all good plus saved a bunch of the seeds and some pollen.
I^m running it outdoors for the first time currently but the indoor worked great of course.
https://www.rollitup.org/t/i-finally-grew-out-my-experiment.944757/
My buddy tweaked his back bad one year & I let him try my Tens - pasted some new pads on him (better conductivity) and my wife futzed with the unit & couldn't get it to work so he grabs it & wiggles/pushes the plug in & immideatly squeals, pisses his pants & hits the deck.
The wife had it cranked up to 10 when he did that.
I think I pissed my pants too (laughing).
Bareback
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Today is my wife's birthday and I got her a kitchen appliance to so how much I love her, my friends @Gary Goodson and @Chunky Stool helped guide me through the process of selecting this appliance. Now I realize some of you fine folks might not think that appliances are the right way to go for gifts on such a special day, maybe your thinking of a nice restaurant, a new car, a spa day, or some shit like that. But no , see we celebrated our 29th anniversary on the 7-2-17 and I didn't get a BJ so being the spiteful dick that I am , I really wanted to send a message " woman your place is in the kitchen ".
Just kidding , I love her so I got her a 1000w Ninga professional grade and she loves it and she loves smoothies too .
Just kidding , I love her so I got her a 1000w Ninga professional grade and she loves it and she loves smoothies too .
neosapien
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Shit!!! I've been so busy I almost missed your gangster ass wedding pics that I've literally been waiting all summer to see because I'm such a loser and all my friends are on the internet. OK that loser part isn't true, the friends part is though and you two do look gangster as fukkkkkk!
420God
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Thank you! The outfits were a hit at the reception, even got 2 compliments from strangers while leaving the hotel. I managed to put that whole getup together for under $100.
charface
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She did it to herself bro, She is lucky she has a true mentor in her life.