Random Jabber Jibber thread

[Bareback]

I love you too

Thank you and you haven't even seen the size of my knuckles. Extra large gloves or they just want fit.

 

[Karah]

Thank you and you haven't even seen the size of my knuckles. Extra large gloves or they just want fit.

 

[mr sunshine]

So I was talking to my gf while I was holding my phone. Somehow porn was playing and I didn't notice. I see her looking at my phone that I'm practically shoving in her face. So I look at the screen and an asian with a phenomenal rack is getting some dp action... oop's.

 

[Karah]

So I was talking to my gf while I was holding my phone. Somehow porn was playing and I didn't notice. I see her looking at my phone that I'm practically shoving in her face. So I look at the screen and an asian with a phenomenal rack is getting some dp action... oop's.

Pm said awesome video

 

[Singlemalt]

So I was talking to my gf while I was holding my phone. Somehow porn was playing and I didn't notice. I see her looking at my phone that I'm practically shoving in her face. So I look at the screen and an asian with a phenomenal rack is getting some dp action... oop's.

Xhamster or Pornhub?

 

[Singlemalt]

She was wearing a red dress at beginning?

 

[mr sunshine]

Xhamster or Pornhub?

X videos

She was wearing a red dress at beginning?

She was in a bra and panties, sexy ass chick though.

 

[Singlemalt]

X videos

She was in a bra and panties, sexy ass chick though.

I found a couple good ones on Pornhub

 

[curious2garden]

Did you know if your husband leaves your hydro plants (DTW), sitting in 2" of nutrient water they canoe and look like shit in a mere 8 hours? @420God I need to rent some hungry pigs.

@cannabineer, I'll go halfsies on that barrel of HF if god can't rent pigs via Fed Ex.

PS turns out I'm also the cause of the latest heat wave in CA. I took clones, sorry.

 

[ANC]

Not the smartest pencil in the box hey. I don't let my family any further than the door to the op.

 

[curious2garden]

Not the smartest pencil in the box hey. I don't let my family any further than the door to the op.

LOL nah he's very smart. This was a deliberate fuck you so he wouldn't be asked to tend my plants again.

 

[jerryb73]

LOL nah he's very smart. This was a deliberate fuck you so he wouldn't be asked to tend my plants again.

Take that..

 

[Grandpapy]

LOL nah he's very smart. This was a deliberate fuck you so he wouldn't be asked to tend my plants again.

Pinay?

 

[curious2garden]

Take that..

I do the cooking, things will even out.

Pinay?

LOL yeah I think he has a little in him

 

[WeedFreak78]

How come every mother fucking time my truck breaks down it's with shitloads of weed going through oroville. Just got towed back from there. And how come the tow truck driver always says i smell "good" ?

Fuck me man. Coolant system problem. Again!

Definitely strange when a 6'4 350lb bearded guy says you smell good in a quiet whisper. Had it happen a few weeks ago at the auto parts store. "Umm, sure dude, thanks?" Fucking stinky dank, I thought the grease and fuel on my clothes would've covered it up... nope.

 

[Chunky Stool]

Definitely strange when a 6'4 350lb bearded guy says you smell good in a quiet whisper. Had it happen a few weeks ago at the auto parts store. "Umm, sure dude, thanks?" Fucking stinky dank, I thought the grease and fuel on my clothes would've covered it up... nope.

Mmm... you got a pretty mouth.

 

[WeedFreak78]

I'm doing something right. My buddy grabbed some of my Blue Dream to take with him to see some old friends of his a few hours away. He said even though they're heavy tokers, they couldn't handle it, but loved it and wouldn't stop trying to get him to bring them more, soon. I needed that validation, I smoke so much and am so used to my strains that it's almost all the same to me at this point. I tend to downplay my bud, not frosty enough, not tasty enough, not cured well enough.. then some stranger tries it and says it's the best they've had in awhile. Puts a smile on my face, every time. I'm too hard on myself, I think.

 

[curious2garden]

Mmm... you got a pretty mouth.

LOL no one has said that to me EVER!

 

[bu$hleaguer]

My cat brought me a gift just now. Glad I didn't step on it or kill it with the lawnmower an hour ago. I would have been pissed to have to clean that sloppy shit off the blade.

 

[Indagrow]

Headed to a Jamaican jerk contest..love jerk anything..they named it the jerk off so I'm pumped for the shirt more than anything