Ride sharing

Have you used Uber, Lyft etc etc etc?

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neosapien

neosapien

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I used Uber for the 2nd and 3rd time today. 1st time was to the strip club for a bachelor party. I didn't need one back cuz I banged a stripper and did coke off her nipples and made her take me home. Ok that part is not true, a buddy just took me home. But either way I took another Uber today. I think I'm for it. The ease of use is just so fucking easy. I feel bad for the taxi companies and drivers but they grossly failed to adapt to the new world. I want it and I want it now and I want to know everything about it. Now. So what are your thoughts on the subject?
 
tyler.durden

tyler.durden

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I've taken Uber a lot. In most cities it's cheaper than a cab, and most of the time the driver bathes regularly, uses deodorant, and doesn't have a name with 6 consonants in a row. Uber's main strength is how fast a driver picks you up, I've never waited more than 6 minutes, compare that to a calling a cab which can take over 30. I understand the main downside of Uber is that their drivers often aren't insured like commercial taxis are, so when they crash with you in the car, you could be on your own. Love the rating system, ease of use, quickness of pickup, and cheaper price of Uber. I haven't been in a cab in over 8 years (in this country), and I don't miss 'em...
 
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Bob Zmuda

Bob Zmuda

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I took an uber once from a bar years ago and had sex with the uber driver. She looked like a unicorn (her hair was multi colored that's all I remember.)

We pulled into my driveway and I payed her and she just sat there chatting with me. I was drunk and she was cute so I kept chatting too.

She finally said "are you gonna invite me inside or what?"

"Do you.. uh.... wanna come inside?"

I banged her on my matress on the floor with no box spring. She had pierced tits.

Never saw her again.

My uber story.
 
neosapien

neosapien

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Bob Zmuda said:
I took an uber once from a bar years ago and had sex with the uber driver. She looked like a unicorn (her hair was multi colored that's all I remember.)

We pulled into my driveway and I payed her and she just sat there chatting with me. I was drunk and she was cute so I kept chatting too.

She finally said "are you gonna invite me inside or what?"

"Do you.. uh.... wanna come inside?"

I banged her on my matress on the floor with no box spring. She had pierced tits.

Never saw her again.

My uber story.
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srh88

srh88

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dux said:
So, you use an app instead of calling? Taxis don't use a similar system? you have to call?
I've never been in either Except when in different country.hell, I've never been on a city bus:mrgreen: Wouldn't have a clue how use a bus..
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im afraid to take the bus because i have no idea how to figure out their schedules lol. id end up in another state.
where i grew up we didnt have busses or anything like that
 
Karah

Karah

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dux said:
So, you use an app instead of calling? Taxis don't use a similar system? you have to call?
I've never been in either Except when in different country.hell, I've never been on a city bus:mrgreen: Wouldn't have a clue how use a bus..
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I got robbed coming off public transportation before. Those fuckers cased me. I had a bag full of money, bout to spend it on a new whip and they knocked me unconscious getting off the bus and stole all my shit, house keys included. The bus driver didn't do shit, just rode off.

Detroit 1, Kara 0.
 
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