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[Venus55]

"Men have no idea what we're dealing with down there...teeth placement, jaw stress, suction and gag reflex, all while bobbing up and down moaning and trying to breathe. Easy!? Honey, they don't call it a job for nothin'!"

Classic!!

 

[OzCocoLoco]

My wife, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me one of these mood
rings so she could monitor my mood.
We discovered that, when I am in a good mood, it turns green and, when I am
in a bad mood, it leaves a big fu*king big red mark on her forehead.

Rodney Rude

 

[zoic]

"That's like a cunt full of cold water. It ain't worth a fuck to anybody."

My dad

Sure, but what about "Any port in a storm"

 

[Drowning-Man]

 

[Giggsy70]

"you never cross the ocean unless you have courage to lose sight of the shore."
Live life and be happy doing it.

 

[Drowning-Man]

"Knowledge is power but ignorance is bliss" - Joshua C Lawson

 

[BudmanTX]

Fall seven times and stand up eight. -Japanese Proverb

 

[BudmanTX]

But who is more ignorant? The man who cannot define lightning, or the man who does not respect its awesome power??

 

[Venus55]

Never underestimate the seductive power of a decent vocabulary

 

[OzCocoLoco]

“the only way to a woman's heart is along the path of torment”

Marquis de Sade

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

“the only way to a woman's heart is along the path of torment”

Marquis de Sade

"Marquis was wrong - a beagle puppy is the answer"
GWN

 

[BudmanTX]

The most dangerous person is one who listens, thinks, and observes - bruce lee

 

[BudmanTX]

"Marquis was wrong - a beagle puppy is the answer"
GWN

hey i was gonna say a 12pack, who am i to talk...lol

 

[Venus55]

There's always a little truth behind every "just kidding,"
A little knowledge behind every "I don't know,"
A little emotion behind every "I don't care,"
And a little pain behind every "it's okay."

 

[Venus55]

"A real woman can do it all by herself, but a real man wouldn't let her.."

 

[OzCocoLoco]

“Every time I draw a clean breath, I'm like a fish out of water.”

 

[Venus55]

“Every time I draw a clean breath, I'm like a fish out of water.”

Lol

 

[dangledo]

You can easily judge the character of a woman by how she treats dudes she wouldn't fuck. Or something like that

-me

 

[Venus55]

You can easily judge the character of a woman by how she treats dudes she wouldn't fuck. Or something like that

-me

I'm lying in bed pretty smashed can't figure out if above^ makes sense to me or not....? I love all my male friends and don't want to fuck any of them, , and on that basis I'm deemed "of good character"..?

Nope no sense lol. Swap the sexes in the sentence then it can work lol. "You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats a woman he would never fuck. [ie. "those who can do nothing for him."]


I guess that's why the original quote describes "man" and not "people"..? Slightly stereotypical yes, but rings true more times than not.
; )

 

[dangledo]

I'm lying in bed pretty smashed can't figure out if above^ makes sense to me or not....? I love all my male friends and don't want to fuck any of them, , and on that basis I'm deemed "of good character"..?

Nope no sense lol. Swap the sexes in the sentence then it can work lol. "You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats a woman he would never fuck. [ie. "those who can do nothing for him."]


I guess that's why the original quote describes "man" and not "people"..? Slightly stereotypical yes, but rings true more times than not.
; )

I was Fucking off with your profile quote cause I was creeping your avatar

It doesn't make any sense