Aussie Growers Thread

[dopeonarope]

Do I get an invite I wanna bang his Auntie

It's cool with me but your bringing 26 years worth of fleshlights for gigs

 

[OzCocoLoco]

so am i u owe me 26 years
Of pressies mother fucker

Id give you all the used condoms I'd saved after rooting your sister

 

[OzCocoLoco]

hay what do u do to amend soil thats clay but it cant be shit soil cjse its thick scrub

Get a chick to squirt on it

 

[OzCocoLoco]

It's cool with me but your bringing 26 years worth of fleshlights for gigs

Will prison style ones do ?

 

[dopeonarope]

Get a chick to squirt on it

Is that the secret sauce? The jigs up

 

[dopeonarope]

Will prison style ones do ?

I gotta ask now. What's a prison style fleshlight

 

[OzCocoLoco]

I gotta ask now. What's a prison style fleshlight

Can't give out all the secrets can i

 

[giglewigle]

Lmao , I should have gone to hospital after I started the fever & pissing blood, but I remembered Chopper & hardened the fuck up !

fuken legend

 

[dopeonarope]

Glad I have a VPN so no one can see that I just googled it:

http://buildavagina.com/diy-vagina-reviews/review-prison-fefe/

According to the review it's around the 60% mark for authenticity. Seems legit

 

[OzCocoLoco]

I gotta ask now. What's a prison style fleshlight

I won't go into detail but you need a toilet roll,sponge,rubber glove and vaso, some places have variations but that's the basic idea,either that or its the new guy lol

 

[OzCocoLoco]

Glad I have a VPN so no one can see that I just googled it:

http://buildavagina.com/diy-vagina-reviews/review-prison-fefe/

According to the review it's around the 60% mark for authenticity. Seems legit

Over here they are just called a jailey

 

[OzCocoLoco]

Lmao , I should have gone to hospital after I started the fever & pissing blood, but I remembered Chopper & hardened the fuck up !

Well you just went to the top 10 toughest cunts I know

 

[giglewigle]

I won't go into detail but you need a toilet roll,sponge,rubber glove and vaso, some places have variations but that's the basic idea,either that or its the new guy lol

if i ever go to prison and if had half a liter of rum its a fuken real posabliluputy im no hard cunt but if some one came up to me and being over waignt 64 150 kilos tjay wont see a flying knee coming and it would be more than one

 

[giglewigle]

Well you just went to the top 10 toughest cunts I know

ill second that i dont know im but fuck that

 

[giglewigle]

can smoking pgr weed cuse what can be considerd cannnabis hyperamises

 

[bazoomer]

I won't go into detail but you need a toilet roll,sponge,rubber glove and vaso, some places have variations but that's the basic idea,either that or its the new guy lol

A jar with some warm liver in this end. Just like the real thing but without the nagging!

 

[OzCocoLoco]

can smoking pgr weed cuse what can be considerd cannnabis hyperamises

Maybe if you explain WTF hyperamises means,if it means smoking harsh cancer causing schwag with no resin than I would say yes it most definitely could

 

[giglewigle]

was gunna make this bottle last but fuck it half a bottle in im gunna drink all of tje cunt hay can a cattle prod kill a dude cuse u cant get tasers in aus but u can get cattle prods lol

 

[giglewigle]

its wiered cuses iv had apcahole poisaning before and fuck me it was pretty mutch tje same https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cannabinoid_hyperemesis_syndrome

 

[OzCocoLoco]

its wiered cuses iv had apcahole poisaning before and fuck me it was pretty mutch tje same https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cannabinoid_hyperemesis_syndrome

What’s weird about that