getting shot does indeed suck ass.
i've been shot in the ass with rock salt, partying as a teenager at a gravel pit. the farmer who owned it told us to get lost, i mouthed off to him, and he shot me in the ass with a 16 gauge load of rocksalt....imagine someone injecting kerosene into your ass and lighting it on fire.
also been shot in the foot, "accidentally" knew these people in the bar, they were my neighbors. i heard her tell him "leave me alone or i'll shoot you in the face"...was kind of watching out of the corner of my eye, saw her pull a pistol out of her purse, so i grabbed her hand and forced it down....bitch shot me in the foot....that was more like getting hit with a sledge hammer with a pillow wrapped around it...hurt a little right then, knew it was going to howl later...and it did...