What did you accomplish today?

[farmerfischer]

Well shit, that means I have pneumonia too then?

? maybe...

 

[farmerfischer]

p.s. you should get tested..

 

[Metasynth]

p.s. you should get tested..

But...we used protection......

 

[Bareback]

I just went out on the porch to get fire wood ( in the nude of course ) holy shit it is cold ( shrinkage is not flattering ) . Now my toes and my dick is purple ssh.

 

[SSGrower]

Same size too!

 

[Bareback]

Same size too!

Well I have four and a half toes so at least one of them match , but don't ask which one that's a little personal. The only weird part is that my pecker has a dirty ingrown nail on it, but I do a french manicure to cover it up ( classy touch ).

 

[lokie]

I just went out on the porch to get fire wood ( in the nude of course ) holy shit it is cold ( shrinkage is not flattering ) . Now my toes and my dick is purple ssh.

I accomplish a lot in the buff.

Same principle applies.

 

[Indacouch]

All done and back at the house feeling like shit still .....seems like everyone i know is feeling sick in some way or another.....I even told my elderly patient I wasn't feeling great and didn't want to get her sick just incase.....I wore gloves and a mask to bag her goodies up and then ended up giving the stuff to her grandson out in her driveway.....at least I dodged the Coffee scenario.


Morning everyone

 

[ANC]

Bet she has nice cookies.

 

[Bob Zmuda]

It was a few days ago...

But I accomplished keeping a human baby monster alive for 1 whole year. (I'm sure my wife was responsible for 97% of that)

I adamantly did not want children to the point it was a stipulation to our marriage. "I just want to make sure you know we're NEVER having a "life ruiner"."

I can't believe I almost missed out on the best experience I've ever had. I love her more than this universe and will kill for her.

She has started giving us hugs and kisses on our cheek. Nothing cooler.
We like her so much we're currently trying to make another. (Which means I get to shoot my loser juice into my wife and hope she accepts my demon seed).

I'd post a picture (and really want to!) but there have been far too many weirdos, socks, creeps, Abes, pedos, attention whores and deplorables here lately.

Who knows where the pic would end up.

No snow and a mountain full of gapers. Fuck it.

Gone fishin.

 

[cannabineer]

~snip~ (Which means I get to shoot my loser juice into my wife and hope she accepts my demon seed). ~snip~

Gone fishin.

Instead of Demon Seeds, try some Bodhi gear (from your extensive library) for a dank offspring. Just mind the lighting and avoid a herm.

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

Lol

Baby Turpin's.

 

[Singlemalt]

Well I have four and a half toes so at least one of them match , but don't ask which one that's a little personal. The only weird part is that my pecker has a dirty ingrown nail on it, but I do a french manicure to cover it up ( classy touch ).

LOL

 

[see4]

I just went out on the porch to get fire wood ( in the nude of course ) holy shit it is cold ( shrinkage is not flattering ) . Now my toes and my dick is purple ssh.

$1.67 royalty fees.

 

[Chunky Stool]

This plant needs a trim!
Gonna get some clones just in case she's fire...

 

[Blue Wizard]

I was going to work on the Ford Tempo some more today but I needed to dig out underneath it a bit to get my bottle jack to fit under the frame but the ground is frozen. So I just stayed inside and played Slayer songs on Rocksmith all day and watched horror movies.

 

[Metasynth]

I was going to work on the Ford Tempo some more today but I needed to dig out underneath it a bit to get my bottle jack to fit under the frame but the ground is frozen. So I just stayed inside and played Slayer songs on Rocksmith all day and watched horror movies.

Happy new year brother!

 

[Blue Wizard]

Happy new year brother!

You too man.

 

[whitebb2727]

how fucking sad is that we are totally destroying our earth and we are seemingly doing nothing about it.

We used to sneak on to private property to ride quads. The owner caught us one day as we were leaving. We were picking up trash. A couple pickup beds full of trash bags worth. The owner ended up giving us a key to the gates so we could ride anytime.

It saddens me. I go hiking to some remote places and there will be trash.

I doubt humans will be able to change before it is too late.

 

[whitebb2727]

I'd like to see this amazing new "sheetrock" product. Structural and pharmaceutical!

"shtreetrock"

A possible new way to ship product.