First meal suggestions after colonoscopy.

[bundee1]

Sooo soo hungry. Why did Michael Jackson like propophol so much? Fuck, a burning candle smells delicious right now. Any good suggestions for a first meal?

 

[Fubard]

Lamb Vindaloo or Dhansak. It should be nice and gentle on your stressed colon.

 

[bundee1]

No Indian restaurants around here but thanks. I would kill for some mater paneer with some raita, naan and salad.

 

[Singlemalt]

When I had mine a few years ago, they said go easy and eat a little of something "gentle" (whatever the fuck that is). Fuck that, I was ravenous; the ex picks me up at noon and we go to lunch across the street from the facility. I had a tri-decker roast beef sammie; finally I could think of something else besides my stomach. That night we had grilled steaks, baked taters and a power salad. The next morning's dump was fucking glorious.

 

[Grandpapy]

It's disappointing to see commerce fail.
You weren't greeted with refreshment after your procedure?

Chances are good you'll get another chance.

 

[Singlemalt]

Oh yeah, eat a bit of live culture yoghurt, to restore proper fauna

 

[blu3bird]

Can never go wrong with a BLT sandwich

 

[jerryb73]

Anything will be a treat, after that nasty ass shit they have you drink

 

[Indagrow]

Bout" a pound of dix never hurt my tummy


Certainly don't drink booz though it certainly will fuck you up in a bad way

 

[tangerinegreen555]

They told me I could eat anything I wanted so I grilled steaks and vegies.

No use fucking around, you're empty.

 

[bundee1]

Got a yogurt about to have a baked potato. Trying to reset my gut bacteria. Have to cut out Monsters and 3 coffees a day.

 

[farmerfischer]

Never mind.. I won't say it..lol

 

[ANC]

Ain't nobody going up my arse!

 

[bundee1]

Ain't nobody going up my arse!

Didnt feel a thing. The worst parts were the liquid prep and constant bathroom trips. The procedure was painless and lasted 30 mins. Mom had colon cancer almost 20 yrs ago so needed an early check up.

 

[curious2garden]

Got a yogurt about to have a baked potato. Trying to reset my gut bacteria. Have to cut out Monsters and 3 coffees a day.

If they didn't clip any polyps I'd eat whatever. If they did I'd start out with soft and lower residue foods ie Jello, cottage cheese, fruit yoghurt. I'd wait a day or so before starting on stuff like celery, granola, whole grains etc....

 

[vostok]

Sooo soo hungry. Why did Michael Jackson like propophol so much? Fuck, a burning candle smells delicious right now. Any good suggestions for a first meal?

Olivye salad
really, it's just potato salad if it was jacked up on more veggies,
mayo, and the aforementioned bologna. Looks foul, tastes incredible.

 

[cannabineer]

Olivye salad
really, it's just potato salad if it was jacked up on more veggies,
mayo, and the aforementioned bologna. Looks foul, tastes incredible.

Never trust a Russian who says this. The things your people do with crucifers is a Satanic travesty of a pauper's kitchen. Sorry Babushka.

 

[curious2garden]

Olivye salad
really, it's just potato salad if it was jacked up on more veggies,
mayo, and the aforementioned bologna. Looks foul, tastes incredible.

LOL but do you cut the mayo with vodka?

 

[HydroRed]

Got a yogurt about to have a baked potato. Trying to reset my gut bacteria. Have to cut out Monsters and 3 coffees a day.

I was going to suggest mashed taters with butter and cream. Might want to lay off anything high fiber as recommended already. Twilight drugs and anesthesias have a constipating effect on a lot of folks.

 

[cannabineer]

LOL but do you cut the mayo with vodka?