Random Jabber Jibber thread

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[Roger A. Shrubber]

so in Russia the mind control beams are so strong you have to wear tinfoil helmets instead of just a hat?
or is that the new communist superhero, taterhead? he can shoot streams of melted butter and sour cream from his hands...

 

[AKA Big Boss]

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1st tomato! This day last year it frosted and I waited till the 16th to plant. Ahead of last year's pace..

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Advanced plant had some bugs, sprayed them away I hope, numerous times.

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Hired a few spiders to help out.

They are good workers cheap too.

 

[tangerinegreen555]

I think I got poison ivy somewhere today.


found some old Lanacane laying around, still itchy. This sucks.

Now I have to go everywhere I worked today and see if I can spot it.

Son of a bitch, I never get poison ivy.

 

[tangerinegreen555]

Re-glued a loose wall cap earlier.


I was ambushed!

 

[Roger A. Shrubber]

lanacane aint gonna help, benadryl cream for the itch, calamine to dry it up.

 

[srh88]

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I think I got poison ivy somewhere today.

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found some old Lanacane laying around, still itchy. This sucks.

Now I have to go everywhere I worked today and see if I can spot it.

Son of a bitch, I never get poison ivy.

You have to let someone pee on the rash

 

[tangerinegreen555]

lanacane aint gonna help, benadryl cream for the itch, calamine to dry it up.

All I have here ATM.

I'll have to tough it out a while, I've been in worse fixes.

 

[tangerinegreen555]

You have to let someone pee on the rash

Well, I have been known to walk on the wild side.

Long ago, in a galaxy far away of course.

 

[AKA Big Boss]

You have to let someone pee on the rash

That's jellyfish...

Ehhh, do it anyway.

 

[Singlemalt]

All I have here ATM.

I'll have to tough it out a while, I've been in worse fixes.

Use surgical gloves when fapping

 

[srh88]

That's jellyfish...

Ehhh, do it anyway.

It works for any situation

 

[tangerinegreen555]

Use surgical gloves when fapping

I brought home a whole bunch of white suits from work before I retired.

I'm good .

 

[Singlemalt]

I brought home a whole bunch of white suits from work before I retired.

I'm good .

And a couple pallets of the SS lubes?

 

[curious2garden]

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I think I got poison ivy somewhere today.

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found some old Lanacane laying around, still itchy. This sucks.

Now I have to go everywhere I worked today and see if I can spot it.

Son of a bitch, I never get poison ivy.

Look on the bright side, it could be ringworm

 

[srh88]

Look on the bright side, it could be ringworm

You should pee on that too

 

[abalonehx]

You should pee on that too

and for canker sores

 

[Singlemalt]

and for canker sores

LOL

 

[Bareback]

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Re-glued a loose wall cap earlier.

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I was ambushed!

More like armbrushed lol .



I'm sorry I that's not very funny.


Might try oatmeal.

 

[AKA Big Boss]

More like armbrushed lol .



I'm sorry I that's not very funny.

I found it amusing.