Opiates & THC meet a UA

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SeveralTypesOfScrewed

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I am done searching high and low online - I hope it's OK to ask here. PLEASE HELP ME. This not your general "How do I pass a UA?" question. I'm posting here because a pain contract is involved, so I figure that technically it's a legal thing ... if you squint hard enough.

I did something stupid and now I am stressing out. Because I take opiates, I am very concerned that THC will stay in my system longer than usual. I learned the hard way that laxatives don't really help. I smoked it up for a couple of days after I saw my primary care on May 30th - but only for about two or three days. Thanks to the opiates, I have not had a bowel movement since before I saw her (I'm used to this and because I don't eat that much, it's never been much a problem - until now). If she presses for a UA when I see her this month on the 20th, how screwed am I? I am 5'6"-7" and about 110.
 
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SeveralTypesOfScrewed

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It stands to reason that if it's stuck in my system, the THC will stay in my system - that's what I'm worried about, and that is what I've been unable to find out anywhere online. I understand that the methods of excretion are different - but does that mean I'll still test dirty because I just can't go? I even ate a large pizza all by myself in about two days to try to speed up this process and *nothing* - that was over a week ago - WHAT THE FUCK and WHY?! to boot.
 
ROOSTERMAN

ROOSTERMAN

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I have not ben in pain management for 15 years, but doctors will usually send you in the bathroom alone . . . .

Warm water.
 
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redivider

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i don't understand what the fuck I just read....

the medicine that contains opiates is not a laxative - it's the opposite, Immodium or someshit. that contains opiates...

if you can't go to the bathroom try this every morning and I promise every night you'll go to the bathroom: 1/4 cup celery cut up, 1/4 cup papaya cut up, 1 teaspoon gound fresh ginger. Throw in the blender with 1/2 cup of water. add the juice from one lemon. blend. drink up.

drink that in the morning and if you still can't shit in the afternoon you might have swallowed a condom or something causing a blockage.....
 
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