Random Jabber Jibber thread

[jacksmuff]

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Is that a penis or a dick?

 

[ChingOwn]

Is that a penis or a dick?

That is a more different S...S is for snake

 

[jacksmuff]

That is a more different S...S is for snake

I feel so embarrassed.

 

[gwheels]

A rope walks into a bar. The rope had a bad day but there is a sign that says we don't serve ropes here.

He goes to the next bar same thing...this goes on a while.

Finally the rope says what do i have to do to get a beer and wrings out his head. He goes to the bar and asks for a beer.

Aren't you a rope...

No i am a frayed knot.

 

[jacksmuff]

A rope walks into a bar. The rope had a bad day but there is a sign that says we sont serve ropea here.

He goea to tge next bar same thing...tbis goes on a while.

Finally the tope says what do i have to do to get a beer and wrings out his head. He goea to the bar and asks for a beer.

Arnt you a rope...

No i am a frayed knot.

Do it again without the gibberish.

 

[gwheels]

Do it again without the gibberish.

Phone no glasses.

 

[Singlemalt]

Lol

 

[jacksmuff]

Phone no glasses.

dickless you say?

 

[ChingOwn]

A while back at the Cincinnati zoo, a young child intentionally fell into the Gorilla Pit. A 17 year old gorilla named Harambe tried to save the child, and they shot him for it. Harambe was pronounced dead at the scene

Dicks Out for Harambe:
The act of pulling your dick out of your pants as a sign of respect for our nigga Harambe.

 

[gwheels]

not even close and no cigar the jokes are too much for you. I know. They are bad dad jokes but some of the best.

 

[Indagrow]

just add a dick the likes will followView attachment 4149648

That's a great rationalization for why it burns when he pees

 

[jacksmuff]

That's a great rationalization for why it burns when he pees

doc @Indagrow is correct

 

[Sir Napsalot]

yeah there's candy but it doesn't always taste good

 

[Roger A. Shrubber]

Not my joke but it is a hair better than the nose hair picture

ok point taken.....

screw both of yas

 

[Jimmyjonestoo]

 

[Chunky Stool]

Plant penis!

 

[charface]

Fuck teamwork.

 

[ANC]

 

[ChingOwn]

What I want to know is which one of you fuckin guys made the .nobody. account and takes the time when you see something stupid to login into that account and like something just so it says "nobody likes this".

 

[Roger A. Shrubber]

What I want to know is which one of you fuckin guys made the .nobody. account and takes the time when you see something stupid to login into that account and like something just so it says "nobody likes this".

dunno, wish i'd thought of it, except i probably would have named myself "only an asshole"