Random Jabber Jibber thread

[mr sunshine]

One time lightning hit a tree in my front yard.. I'll see myself out

 

[Singlemalt]

One time lightning hit a tree in my front yard.. I'll see myself out

Did the tree explode?

 

[Jimmyjonestoo]

The one and only time my girl takes the work truck and the serpentine belt snaps on her. Poor thing it scared the shit out of her. She was close to home and managed to get it home tho no power steering and the belt beating up the hood.

 

[ANC]

Lol, I went to the shops earlier, the car next to me had a tire with nearly no sidewall left.
They must have driven miles with a flat. Parked the car and went to work. Was a shitty old Opel.

 

[cannabineer]

Did the tree explode?

Physics Dude?

Faraday's Shopping Cart, qed

 

[ANC]

Trees don't grow, they are just trying to get as far away from Chuck Norris' piss as they can.

 

[mr sunshine]

Did the tree explode?

Yeah, it took out half of the tree, sort of cracked it in half down the middle. It was funny because we used to hang out by that tree all the time..

 

[ANC]

 

[tangerinegreen555]

Yeah, it took out half of the tree, sort of cracked it in half down the middle. It was funny because we used to hang out by that tree all the time..

Lightning hit my dad's stainless steel flag pole once. Like 50 years ago when you had to take pics with a camera.

That's the garage and house I remodeled 2 yrs. ago.


Place looks a lot different there now.

 

[BarnBuster]

we used to hang out by that tree all the time..

uh huh...

 

[Olive Drab Green]

we were stuck on the highway during a torando warning last night i legit thought i was going to die.
scariest moment in my entire life.

Glad you’re not dead. Death sucks. You should stay alive and smoke with us and stuff.

 

[curious2garden]

Glad you’re not dead. Death sucks. You should stay alive and smoke with us and stuff.

I have high hopes it only sucks for the living.

 

[Olive Drab Green]

I have high hopes it only sucks for the living.

Yeah, but it’d be lonely here without you and Sunni.

 

[Bareback]

Did the tree explode?

We have a lot of summer time lighting ( heat lightning ), as the thunderstorms roll in. Once back in '94 I was trying to leave a job before the rain set in and the driveway got to muddy, lightning strikes a big pine about 30' away. I was struck by flying bark and was burnt ( like severe sunburn ) on my face and arm. Another time I had left the job and was heading home when lightning struck a popular tree and it exploded like something off a Hollywood movie. We live near tornado ally I've seen so many of those mf's it ain't funny.

 

[Chunky Stool]

We have a lot of summer time lighting ( heat lightning ), as the thunderstorms roll in. Once back in '94 I was trying to leave a job before the rain set in and the driveway got to muddy, lightning strikes a big pine about 30' away. I was struck by flying bark and was burnt ( like severe sunburn ) on my face and arm. Another time I had left the job and was heading home when lightning struck a popular tree and it exploded like something off a Hollywood movie. We live near tornado ally I've seen so many of those mf's it ain't funny.

I was smoking a bowl with a buddy when lightning struck a tree about 20 feet from his truck.
It was loud and bright as fuck!

Pretty sure I peed a little...

 

[Dr.Amber Trichome]

i like to catch Lightning Bugs, put them in a big glass jar, take them to my bedroom , turn off the lights and stare at the jar watching them light up until i fall asleep.

 

[Jimmyjonestoo]

 

[ANC]

Jees, we had the opposite, rained so hard on the highway I could hardly see 20 yards.
We call lightning bugs, fireflies.

 

[Jimmyjonestoo]

Jees, we had the opposite, rained so hard on the highway I could hardly see 20 yards.
We call lightning bugs, fireflies.

We got a lot of rain a week or so back. Lost my biggest tomato plant because it sat in a puddle for 3 days. Was hoping it would recover but it's not looking good.

 

[sunni]

I drove through 2 tornados and never knew I was in one until later. Never saw the funnel but kept seeing trees freshly twisted off.

Then a trailor park that looked like a bomb hit it. Ugly shit.

The thing I remember most was the sky had a distinct green hue to it.

Yea it was like eerie like this weird gloomy color and everything stopped raining but there was stuff blowing but no wind sound and it was quiet like dead quiet and all the cars were pulled over