How to catch a jar thief?

lokie

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My buddy is stopping by in alittle while im going to ask him why not just confront him see what he says. Not sure why he lets it keep happening because the thiefs always been a broke ass shit head shaddy guy. I do believe the thief has been doing this a very long time. He told me that he broke into his safe in the past by watching combination multiple times until memorized. Things changed after that between them for about a year but my buddy let him come around again recently and the thief struck again. Thats what prompted the conversation of how to catch him where he freaks out in panic knowing hes caught red handed.
 

mr sunshine

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Need a way to catch a guy that keeps stealing buds out of quart jars. Want to have invisible ink that turns blue and cant get off or something that goes all over him. This guy is stealing from a close friend of mine over and over and my friend is fed up with it but wants to catch him red handed.

Anybody got any good ideas that are realistically possible to do?
Get yourself a very powerful pressure washer, undress him, tie him up and suck his cock till it drips. Then hit him full blast with the pressure washer until he talks. Just make sure you save the receipt so you can return it when you're finished.
 

abalonehx

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Speaking of Sicilian.. did you hear Scorsese is making a movie with DeNiro and Pesci about the Bufalino crime family?
To be released on Netflix in 2019. "The Irishman"
Russell Alberto Bufalino (September 25, 1903 – February 25, 1994) also known as "McGee" and "The Old Man", was a Sicilian-born American mafioso who became the boss of the Northeastern Pennsylvania crime family known as the Bufalino crime family which he ruled from 1959 to 1989. Despite being the boss of a small crime family, Bufalino was a significant influence in the national Cosa Nostra criminal organization.
 
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UncleReemis

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My buddy is stopping by in alittle while im going to ask him why not just confront him see what he says. Not sure why he lets it keep happening because the thiefs always been a broke ass shit head shaddy guy. I do believe the thief has been doing this a very long time. He told me that he broke into his safe in the past by watching combination multiple times until memorized. Things changed after that between them for about a year but my buddy let him come around again recently and the thief struck again. Thats what prompted the conversation of how to catch him where he freaks out in panic knowing hes caught red handed.
Well if the guy is a total piece of shit and not much good comes from the friendship, then I'd be having an intervention with your buddy above all else. Something about not letting a total piece of shit walk all over you for 20 years, yadda.

fuck that - one of my good friends from highschool once swiped my credit card from a coffee table and bought $8 dollars worth o stuff at a store. this was after knowing the guy for 17 years.....

kicked him out of my house and have never spoken to him since. fuck that guy.....

I unfriended and blocked his entire family from my facebook too....

the world is full of wonderful people and there is no reason to surround yourself with trash....
My point is, if you are close with someone for x years (17 in this case), and then they fuck up and do something bad to you, writing them off like that may be because you either A) think you never fuck up, even though you aren't a thief or B) are afraid of giving someone a chance to fix it and work to re-earn your trust because they might fuck you over again. Different if the person's been fucking you for years and you've LET them. The line is blurry and I'm in no way saying that ANYTHING can just be forgiven and moved on with. but lel at the hard-ass "fuck that" comment and the people here chest-puffing black&white "I'd do this and that"s.
 

tyler.durden

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Get yourself a very powerful pressure washer, undress him, tie him up and suck his cock till it drips. Then hit him full blast with the pressure washer until he talks. Just make sure you save the receipt so you can return it when you're finished.

Seems that the BJ in this scenario is superfluous. I'm not suggesting removing it from the process, just thought I'd point it out...
 

Bareback

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Get yourself a very powerful pressure washer, undress him, tie him up and suck his cock till it drips. Then hit him full blast with the pressure washer until he talks. Just make sure you save the receipt so you can return it when you're finished.
So if I still some weed can I get the bj but then smoke the alleged stolen weed with the victim and avoid the pressure washer, or should I bring some shampoo and just in brace it.
 
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