OJAE
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Can we thank the Florida Public Records Law, without which we'd never hear about Florida Men.
Florida Man!
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Bareback
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ANC
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https://www.boston.com/news/crime/2019/03/29/florida-man-half-man-half-dog
Florida man believed he was ‘half-man, half-dog’ during fatal attack, doctor says
Florida man believed he was ‘half-man, half-dog’ during fatal attack, doctor says
jerryb73
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Florida, man..
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
Did he give the reptile alcohol?
It's a felony to assault someone with a loaded gator, even in Florida.
Bareback
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Bareback
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I'm in Panama City Beach tonight through Monday, it's bike week here. So I can imagine that they're may a couple of extra " Florida Man " sightings this weekend.
On a side note, as I drove down today I was able to witness some of the hurricane Michael damage that @too larry has been telling us about, and it's bad.... real bad.
On a side note, as I drove down today I was able to witness some of the hurricane Michael damage that @too larry has been telling us about, and it's bad.... real bad.
cannabineer
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The title "Florida Man" puts me in mind of snippets of anthropology I'd read as a youngster. They talked about Kenya Man, Peking Man (regular and extra crispy), Piltdown Man ...
... which I imagine correlates with Florida's exceptional fundie-churches-per-capita index. The Creation story is kinder to Florida Man than evolution ...
lokie
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Had not heard of this one.
Interesting what folks will come up with to achieve recognition.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piltdown_Man
In 1912, Charles Dawson claimed that he had discovered the "missing link" between ape and man. In February 1912, Dawson contacted Arthur Smith Woodward, Keeper of Geology at the Natural History Museum, stating he had found a section of a human-like skull in Pleistocene gravel beds near Piltdown, East Sussex. That summer, Dawson and Smith Woodward purportedly discovered more bones and artifacts at the site, which they connected to the same individual. These finds included a jawbone, more skull fragments, a set of teeth, and primitive tools.
Laughing Grass
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Florida Man has accomplices.
Group forcibly tattoo slur on man’s neck — spell it wrong
https://www.ocala.com/news/20190501/cops-group-forcibly-tattoo-slur-on-mans-neck---spell-it-wrong
Group forcibly tattoo slur on man’s neck — spell it wrong
https://www.ocala.com/news/20190501/cops-group-forcibly-tattoo-slur-on-mans-neck---spell-it-wrong
Bareback
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Such a happy looking group.....Florida Man has accomplices.
Group forcibly tattoo slur on man’s neck — spell it wrong
https://www.ocala.com/news/20190501/cops-group-forcibly-tattoo-slur-on-mans-neck---spell-it-wrong
Bareback
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Evolution has been described as the tree of life..... but the Florida Man family tree is missing a few branches.
ttystikk
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Let's hope he gets eaten by the gator living in the gene pool.
too larry
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I saw a few bikes heading that way this morning as I drove to work. Have fun, but don't let any idiots run over you.
raratt
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Florida woman pulls alligator out of her pants during traffic stop
https://www.kcra.com/article/florida-woman-pulls-alligator-out-of-her-pants-during-traffic-stop/27379996?fbclid=IwAR0C4zlWEDQSb06mT-jLP-KrV1Sy0UFIP3N-fNpgewP4v-0NkCKLMmkwnKQ
https://www.kcra.com/article/florida-woman-pulls-alligator-out-of-her-pants-during-traffic-stop/27379996?fbclid=IwAR0C4zlWEDQSb06mT-jLP-KrV1Sy0UFIP3N-fNpgewP4v-0NkCKLMmkwnKQ
ANC
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Never heard it called an alligator before...