Florida Man!

[cannabineer]

Never heard it called an alligator before...

That is merely the alligation

https://www.insideedition.com/florida-man-shows-police-his-marijuana-plants-gets-arrested-52700?amp

Must have been really good weed

 

[ttystikk]

Florida woman pulls alligator out of her pants during traffic stop

https://www.kcra.com/article/florida-woman-pulls-alligator-out-of-her-pants-during-traffic-stop/27379996?fbclid=IwAR0C4zlWEDQSb06mT-jLP-KrV1Sy0UFIP3N-fNpgewP4v-0NkCKLMmkwnKQ

We're doomed; if Florida Man hooks up with Florida Woman, our increasingly shallow gene pool will evaporate altogether.

 

[raratt]

Never heard it called an alligator before...

Gives new meaning to a snapper.

 

[Singlemalt]

‘F*** It, I’m Drunk, Take Me To Jail’: Florida Man Crashes Lawn Mower Into Police Car
https://miami.cbslocal.com/2019/05/07/drunk-florida-man-crashes-lawn-mower-police-car/

HAINES CITY (CBSMiami)- Police officers have to worry about people driving under the influence or boating under the influence, but now, they’ll have to look out for those lawn mowing under the influence.

On May 5, one Florida man was charged with a DUI, or in this case an ‘LUI’, after he allegedly drove his lawn mower into a police car while drunk............................

 

[Bareback]

‘F*** It, I’m Drunk, Take Me To Jail’: Florida Man Crashes Lawn Mower Into Police Car
https://miami.cbslocal.com/2019/05/07/drunk-florida-man-crashes-lawn-mower-police-car/

HAINES CITY (CBSMiami)- Police officers have to worry about people driving under the influence or boating under the influence, but now, they’ll have to look out for those lawn mowing under the influence.

On May 5, one Florida man was charged with a DUI, or in this case an ‘LUI’, after he allegedly drove his lawn mower into a police car while drunk............................

I had a neighbor who did this back around 81' .... he was retired and bored and after they took his DL he would ride his mower to the liquor store. And on his way home one day a cop spotted the half gallon of Canadian mist and pulled in front of the mower, well Kelly didn't stop but instead slowly bumped into the cop car.

Ohh that store wasn't close either it would take a hour or so of hard riding to get there on my bike cycle.

 

[Singlemalt]

Good ol' Steve "I know mah rights!"

 

[smokin away]

There so many who could really use some good medicine. It really brings out good reasoning. Jonesin is no fun. Florida politicians are uninformed. Sad and unnecessary indeed.

 

[BudmanTX]

 

[ttystikk]

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Florida Woman Mating Dance.

 

[ANC]

That merely finds the mate with the most one dollar bills.

 

[lokie]

Pompeii Man proves there is always time for a quicky!

 

[ttystikk]

Pompeii Man proves there is always time for a quicky!
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No. Fucking. Way.

LMFAO

 

[ttystikk]

That merely finds the mate with the most one dollar bills.

...making them prime mating material!

Then she can trap him for child support and the whole cycle begins anew. We call this-



Wait for it-













The trailer trash lifecycle.

This country is soooooo doomed...

 

[raratt]

FHP: Florida man driving Cadillac from sunroof says he'd rather go to jail than back to his wife

https://www.wtsp.com/article/news/weird/wtflorida/fhp-florida-man-driving-cadillac-from-sunroof-says-hed-rather-go-to-jail-than-back-to-his-wife/67-1fcfe3b8-143a-4d1f-9e08-463ef31426cd

 

[pikachuriu]

This guy is awesome. Had an "I EAT ASS" sticker on his truck and was arrested.
https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/davidmack/florida-sticker-eat-ass-arrest?utm_source=dynamic&utm_campaign=bffbbuzzfeedvideo&ref=bffbbuzzfeedvideo&fbclid=IwAR0eih_4sxEQZeL2AIkrn037nj09mO5eXpZk4Igg03PVFjRjXXKSPfbkOZ0

 

[Bareback]

Pompeii Man proves there is always time for a quicky!
View attachment 4330923

The legend has it, that when this dude was discovered 500 years later he was still " rock hard ".

 

[too larry]

The legend has it, that when this dude was discovered 500 years later he was still " rock hard ".

His mud cast was anyway.

 

[scumrot derelict]

His mud cast was anyway.

"not enough larry"

who are you trying to impress anyways?

 

[ttystikk]

This guy is awesome. Had an "I EAT ASS" sticker on his truck and was arrested.
https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/davidmack/florida-sticker-eat-ass-arrest?utm_source=dynamic&utm_campaign=bffbbuzzfeedvideo&ref=bffbbuzzfeedvideo&fbclid=IwAR0eih_4sxEQZeL2AIkrn037nj09mO5eXpZk4Igg03PVFjRjXXKSPfbkOZ0

He's got a case.

Now we have a new category; Florida cop

 

[ANC]

Man, I googled Florida policeman, but the results were too depressing.