People Found Out About Me Growing

[Justin510]

Alot of people around my area are talking about how someone told them i was growing 4 pot plants.
im really growing 12 but I don't want people to know because someone might tell the cops or something and the cops might come to my house of something.

i keep saying im not, but they dont belive me,
what should i do with my plants to be safe?
i dont want to get rid of them. but i dont want to get caught.
what should i do?

 

[fdd2blk]

i always tell everyone "yeah, I WAS growing, but then i heard everybody heard about it so i killed them all when i freaked out". that makes you look stupid and people will never think you are growing again. it works every time for me. once you state this though you can let NO ONE in on the secret. NO ONE.

 

[Justin510]

That Will Work, thats what ill say next time someone ask's me about it.
thank you so much!

 

[green_nobody]

i always tell everyone "yeah, I WAS growing, but then i heard everybody heard about it so i killed them all when i freaked out". that makes you look stupid and people will never think you are growing again. it works every time for me. once you state this though you can let NO ONE in on the secret. NO ONE.

well fdd, you won't fool me brother but the same worked for me for more then a decade now, so it does work

 

[basinlat]

say someone stole them

 

[green_nobody]

say someone stole them

well this one would be only make sense if you would also stated that you got parodied about all the talk and moved them outdoors to avoid gettin caught by the cops and some rats-ass took them

 

[ViRedd]

Just tell them that your dog ate them. Hey, if it works for homework ...

Vi

 

[mc.eddy.supreme]

saying your dog ate your plants would just you over they would never beleive that just say that u used to grow but not any more

 

[pandabear]

saying your dog ate your plants would just you over they would never beleive that just say that u used to grow but not any more

i dont think he was serious,

but yea the best plan is to say you fuckers I put them outside in an undisclosed location then a few days later make a big stink about how they are missing and you know one of them stole it. keep acusing people (the ones that know I mean) untill finally your like man I cant trust no one you guys ruined my whole growing thing forget this!!

then always be an ass hole to them


like you think they stole from you or they know who did

you guys on this site are good, counter inteligence and disinformation are our more powerful weapons

 

[primeralives]

just kill whoever you told and every one else that knows

 

[kindprincess]

just kill whoever you told and every one else that knows

no witnesses...

:rambo:

dammit, i can't rep you again yet!

 

[AzGrOw-N-sMoKe]

well besides lying to these people..mabbe it would be a good idea to find out who's been jabberin about your grow op...then have some words with that snitchy big mouth...

 

[NO GROW]

Don't take any chances put them outside. If that many people know then you should stop growing were you are now and move to a new location.

 

[bigetupac]

probably the best way to get out of this is to say you stopped growing or that your plants died.

 

[TheConstantGardner]

Think Diversion. The cops will stop looking for cannabis when they find dead bodies in the basement. Start by killing everybody that has been talking. I recommend strangulation; it's not messy. You may wanna check the FAQs and see if there's an article on mummification.

 

[_forbidden_]

I would go with the "i got paranoid because so many people know"
Killed them and will not grow again.

Most people will believe that.

If you told "anyone" in the first place you where growing, it would be
only yourself to blame.

If someone happened to just find out somehow. Then that sucks.

Good luck.

 

[primeralives]

You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together. And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".

 

[Doctor]

yea lol this deffo works..... i had a plant afew months back just on ma windowside so everyone newand was like are you growing!!! ;o;o;o;o;o;o (the fools no nothing). when i decided to step up my operations (meaing buying 400W HPS etc.) i just told everyone i was paranoid so i gave it to my uncles m8......




P.S, I dont have an uncle LMAO

 

[Justin510]

ive been telling people that i got scared and killed them because of how many people knew, and they belived it!

hopefully the word gets out that " I Killed my plants "

thanks for all the help

 

[jUzSmokEIt]

LOL -mc eddy supreme - your a classic.