Semen soaked :D can I smoke it?

[cannabineer]

Since @neosapien has not yet achieved his inevitable apotheosis as Trans-Global Galactistellar Modministrarch ...
I figured I'd start this ball rolling.

 

[Observe & Report]

overnight in a baggie with an orange peel will fix it right up

 

[Singlemalt]

It should likely be baked, like bread dough, since it's semen it's moved to the realm of edibles

 

[Brettman]

You can definitely swallow it.

 

[lokie]

Surely one of these soaked seamen would volunteer for an experiment.

 

[dannyboy602]

To use an old Bud Lite line....tastes great and its less filling.

 

[tyler.durden]

What's long, hard, and full of seamen? A submarine.

I got smacked telling that joke as a kid at a family holiday gathering. I didn't understand the double entendre. I believe this incident was the genesis of my fascination with dix...

 

[The Gram Reaper]

As long as you didn't spray cologne on it, it should be fine.

 

[neosapien]

You need to smoke it out of a Pepsi can. The aluminum oxide created will cancel out the wet towel taste.

 

[DustyDuke]

Was it pineapple chunk? Heard pineapple makes semen taste better. Could be a win
https://me.me/i/i-thought-pineapple-was-supposed-to-make-your-cum-taste-eae50e76746049228b0e0b1faccd3db3

 

[raratt]

It would depend on the quantity of semen, if you're talking about a gallon of horse or bull semen I would do a water cure to remove it.

 

[DustyDuke]

You could sell it to desperate couples trying to conceive. Is the bud penis shaped?

 

[The Gram Reaper]

Atleast you could tell people its your own personal strain.



Of DNA.

 

[abalonehx]

Brings new meaning to a white strain... ew

 

[The Gram Reaper]

Watch out, ladies, its a really potent creeper stain. It hits you about 9 months later and you will have munchies the entire time.

That's all I got for semen related jokes for now, just shooting blanks at this point.

 

[RocketBoy]

It might give it that elusive Soapy taste I've always heard about.

 

[raratt]

a gallon of horse or bull semen

WHAT?, I live in a farming community. Do you have any idea what a champion bull's semen is worth?

 

[Metasynth]

WHAT?, I live in a farming community. Do you have any idea what a champion bull's semen is worth?

Not such a bad gig for the bull, either.

 

[raratt]

Not such a bad gig for the bull, either.

They "harvest" it for use later. Could you imagine a kid on "take your father/mother to school day"?.

 

[The Gram Reaper]

WHAT?, I live in a farming community. Do you have any idea what a champion bull's semen is worth?

Just makes it high grade.