Semen soaked :D can I smoke it?

[dandyrandy]

 

[shrxhky420]

As long as you didn't spray cologne on it, it should be fine.

I've smoked penis that has been sprayed with cologne!!! Does that count?

Thanks for playing butt I think I penised this one!!!

SH420

OH NO!!! WHAT HAVE I DONE!!!!

SH420

 

[cannabineer]

OH NO!!! WHAT HAVE I DONE!!!!

SH420

better than sprayed with colon; consider yourself lucky this time

 

[ANC]

Whose semen is it? Asking for a friend.

 

[cannabineer]

Whose semen is it? Asking for a friend.

Probably thinbaggy’s. That makes it that extra awesome stress weed.
Also means wear a lung condom.

 

[dannyboy602]

What's long, hard, and full of seamen? A submarine.

I got smacked telling that joke as a kid at a family holiday gathering. I didn't understand the double entendre. I believe this incident was the genesis of my fascination with dix...

I remember being 8 or 9, chasing my sister around calling her a word I heard in school. "Cunt cunt cunt, Ronnie is a cunt"...I had no idea what it was but I liked the sound of it. She told my dad who beat my ass and only then explained what it was. I still like the sound of it. Just not the sight. Go figure.

 

[dannyboy602]

Was it pineapple chunk? Heard pineapple makes semen taste better. Could be a win
https://me.me/i/i-thought-pineapple-was-supposed-to-make-your-cum-taste-eae50e76746049228b0e0b1faccd3db3

From experience I can tell you it doesn't. But a six pack of beer? Yum.

 

[tyler.durden]

I remember being 8 or 9, chasing my sister around calling her a word I heard in school. "Cunt cunt cunt, Ronnie is a cunt"...I had no idea what it was but I liked the sound of it. She told my dad who beat my ass and only then explained what it was. I still like the sound of it. Just not the sight. Go figure.

 

[tyler.durden]

From experience I can tell you it doesn't. But a six pack of beer? Yum.

Good to see you around, whatcha been up to???

 

[Skuxx]

How does it compare to weed drenched in ball sweat or booty juice?

 

[Budzbuddha]

IDK who in the fuck your smoke buddies are but DAYUM !

Tell them puff puff PASS ... NOT PUFF PUFF JIZZ .

Even as a joke sumbody getting pistol whipped ..... just sayin.

 

[tyler.durden]

How does it compare to weed drenched in ball sweat or booty juice?

Higher viscosity...

 

[Ozmap]

Just wipe it on the curtain. It'll be fine.

 

[srh88]

So uhhhh
@cannabineer .... did it get you high

 

[cannabineer]

So uhhhh
@cannabineer .... did it get you high

Almost got me pregnant