BIGGEST THREAD in RIU History

crippledguy

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my roomate goes goes to Alabama all the time and he knows some wealthy kids and one of these kids had a farm, a huge farm and he went there one day and had unlimited of ammo with an Avtomat Kalashnikovaand he just shot the shit out of animals hahaha
 

crippledguy

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Man...

You never know what you're gonna find when you walk into this room...

Funny talk, I have a Crossman 2100 Classic .177 pellet gun. I shoot raccoons in the ass with it. I don't kill em, just lodge a lead pellet in their ass, as a reminder of who they just fucked with.

your fucking hilarious.. thanks for the laugh, made my day before my 5:30 class, im in a computer lab with like 100 people and im listen to music and onceeee i read that i started cracking up.. thank

Crippledbongsmilie
 

MrHowardMarks

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Ak-47 isn't as loud as a shotgun, or a .270, any long range rifle... They make a clank when they fire because the run has a lot of gaps, those fuckers will fire full of sand. M16s need to be clean as hell to operate properly.


Ever heard a .50 calliber long range rifle... That's the loudest gun I've heard. BLAM!
 

MrHowardMarks

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your fucking hilarious.. thanks for the laugh, made my day before my 5:30 class, im in a computer lab with like 100 people and im listen to music and onceeee i read that i started cracking up.. thank

Crippledbongsmilie

No prob, it a true story... Little fuckers keep knocking over the garbage cans on the side of the house and make a bunch of noise. I just sat in the garage a little after it got dark, and shot the fucker right in the ass as he ran away from me... That's right, if you run from me, I might shoot you in the back... Like a cop. :mrgreen: :p
 

tipsgnob

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Ak-47 isn't as loud as a shotgun, or a .270, any long range rifle... They make a clank when they fire because the run has a lot of gaps, those fuckers will fire full of sand. M16s need to be clean as hell to operate properly.


Ever heard a .50 calliber long range rifle... That's the loudest gun I've heard. BLAM!
200 of them all going off at once...in the jungle, thats loud
 

crippledguy

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and again i fucking break out with laugh christ im heading to class see you hooligans tomorrow.

ps id rep you again if only i could howard!
 

MrHowardMarks

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Naw, I was just kidding about the rep, already had a big rep fight the other day... It's wierd I only have 3 boxes. How many points do you need before you start getting red ones? I currently have like 280... :leaf:
 

mastakoosh

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koosh and his ak weirded me out....
dont be weirded out my friend, its only a mac-90 haha. dont wanna say anything about the fullies cuz the government doesnt look kindly upon them.;-) maybe its my hand that weirded u out. my fingers are fucked up from being broke a lot.:bigjoint: anyways i went out and bought them bcuz i watched the strangers last night.....j/p.:fire:
 

Twistyman

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i hate drama!!! had to pay 300 for a new celly cuz my neighbors pounded on my door and blamed me for stealing a groundhog trap lol. i told the bitch to get off my property and she is threatening me with the cops. then me my wife get in a huge fight and i snap my phone in half. now people think i stole a trap and my ladies are reeking up the house lmao......maybe time for a harvest???
Why is it when you're trying to keep a low profile the whole world goes fucking nuts all over your parade.... never fails...:wall::wall:

I watched the strangers....it was ok, wasn't that good. I dunno, seems like it's been a while since there was a really GOOD scary movie...
How's M'lady to day.......... :hug: :bigjoint:


Oh yeah.......... Boo !! :fire:
 
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