Florida Man!

[ttystikk]

Yeah not so much. At least he had several anchor points and not just the one.

Still, it's a good thing the hurricane missed him.

 

[Warpedpassage]

How about florida dog.....

Left in Car on Its Own, Florida Dog Shifts Into Reverse and Drives in Circles for an Hour

“He was doing pretty good until he hit the mailbox. He went around for about an hour without hitting anything at all.”

www.thedailybeast.com

Lol , there is a video. Such a good boy!

 

[too larry]

Florida man out for a drive. . . .

Watch: Toyota Camry jumps 139 feet into parking lot after driver loses control

Cleared a dozen cars before crash.

www.foxnews.com

 

[ANC]

 

[Bareback]

He looks like a Walmart shopper to me

 

[cannabineer]

He looks like a Walmart shtupper to me

Fify

 

[ANC]

 

[FresnoFarmer]

What an ability to have? Shitting on call? Hats off to that guy

 

[cannabineer]

What an ability to have? Shitting on call? Hats off to that guy

Strategic Anus Command

wonder what his CEP rating is

 

[too larry]

Mamma wasn't very good at keeping secrets secret. Her friend S had told her about something she did when she was a kid. And Mamma told me. {and now I'm telling y'all} S and one of her two sisters would climb a tree and crap off the limb. They thought the one sister who refused to do kind of weird.

 

[ANC]

 

[raratt]

What’s in that bag marked ‘Bag Full of Drugs,’ sir?

https://www.washingtonpost.com/crime-law/2020/02/05/whats-this-bag-marked-bag-full-drugs-sir/?fbclid=IwAR0Xa0m7HBg35yNFIpj_llOwjSEvl68hnVmgajZKuLDKUUjg2cbZr5I51zs

 

[jerryb73]

What’s in that bag marked ‘Bag Full of Drugs,’ sir?

https://www.washingtonpost.com/crime-law/2020/02/05/whats-this-bag-marked-bag-full-drugs-sir/?fbclid=IwAR0Xa0m7HBg35yNFIpj_llOwjSEvl68hnVmgajZKuLDKUUjg2cbZr5I51zs

Lol. I don’t even know what to say about this. 95mph when you’re riding dirty. People are dumb af. Guess that’s what this thread is about...

 

[757growin]

The local radio here does a weekly skit called wtf. Its all about the crazy news headlines that come out of Florida. Its called "What the Florida".

 

[jerryb73]

The local radio here does a weekly skit called wtf. Its all about the crazy news headlines that come out of Florida. Its called "What the Florida".

I’m just passing through, or so I thought 20yrs ago

 

[Gond00s]

floridaman rapes alligator and gets away with it

 

[cannabineer]

floridaman rapes alligator and gets away with it

the crime is only an alligation

 

[Gond00s]

that was good ill give u that

 

[jerryb73]

Since it’s Florida I’ll put it here. Lol

 

[smokin away]

Since it’s Florida I’ll put it here. Lol



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Could he be considered a Florida man? He recently changed his residency to Florida. Said the taxes were too high and he didn't like how they treated him in New York. No, he hasn't been arrested for anything but should we worry? Maybe he feels more comfortable here because we co-exist with Florida Man?