I punched a kid in his fucking throat today!

Gary Goodson

Gary Goodson

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So I was at the corner store trying to buy beer and this kid comes running up to me while I’m in line. I didn’t know what this lil corona infected child was doing. So as he’s running up to me I rear back like a baseball pitcher and launch and full force punch right to this little mother fuckers throat!!! No fucks we’re giving just then.

His mother is on the other side of the store. I guess her maternal instincts kicked in because she comes running over to where I’m at. Keep in mind I’m still in bust a bitch I’m her face mode. So guess what I do?!

Take a guess, I’ll give you one...


ok, I’m still waiting Fuck face!

Yup, you guessed it, I punched her bitch ass in the throat too!

Now her and her corona ass kid are gasping for air because I throat punched both of them bitches. The fucking cashier is screaming and the customers are all in shock.

I felt like I had no choice but to just walk out that bitch and go home. Mind you, with the case of beer in my hand.

point of the story is, I got a free case of beer!
 
kmog33

kmog33

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Gary Goodson said:
I don’t even know how to respond to that. I mean, should I close my butt cheeks?
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Depends on which direction you’re thinking..you could could find a construction site porta and take a greasy #2 and I can show you a whole new world of disappointment...on the other hand you could go home and deal with the wifey sticking things in Uranus for the night. As a wink wink peek...I promise i won’t be gentle ;)
 
lokie

lokie

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Gary Goodson said:
So I was at the corner store trying to buy beer and this kid comes running up to me while I’m in line. I didn’t know what this lil corona infected child was doing. So as he’s running up to me I rear back like a baseball pitcher and launch and full force punch right to this little mother fuckers throat!!! No fucks we’re giving just then.

His mother is on the other side of the store. I guess her maternal instincts kicked in because she comes running over to where I’m at. Keep in mind I’m still in bust a bitch I’m her face mode. So guess what I do?!

Take a guess, I’ll give you one...


ok, I’m still waiting Fuck face!

Yup, you guessed it, I punched her bitch ass in the throat too!

Now her and her corona ass kid are gasping for air because I throat punched both of them bitches. The fucking cashier is screaming and the customers are all in shock.

I felt like I had no choice but to just walk out that bitch and go home. Mind you, with the case of beer in my hand.

point of the story is, I got a free case of beer!
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That will teach them. Next time I bet they swallow.
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tangerinegreen555

tangerinegreen555

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I wonder if the dix supply chain will hold up?

Will the smoker be empty or full in June?

I shop at a local farm market that butchers their own. I'm good until everybody starts going there, right now they have nice business with a bunch of regulars.

I also have an old buddy from work who butchers pigs. I never got one from him but other guys I worked with did. You have to buy half a pig but I'm not sure if he'd sell me the back half or the front half.

These damn microbes are spying all the good dix and trying to fuck everything up.
 
neosapien

neosapien

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Gary Goodson said:
So I was at the corner store trying to buy beer and this kid comes running up to me while I’m in line. I didn’t know what this lil corona infected child was doing. So as he’s running up to me I rear back like a baseball pitcher and launch and full force punch right to this little mother fuckers throat!!! No fucks we’re giving just then.

His mother is on the other side of the store. I guess her maternal instincts kicked in because she comes running over to where I’m at. Keep in mind I’m still in bust a bitch I’m her face mode. So guess what I do?!

Take a guess, I’ll give you one...


ok, I’m still waiting Fuck face!

Yup, you guessed it, I punched her bitch ass in the throat too!

Now her and her corona ass kid are gasping for air because I throat punched both of them bitches. The fucking cashier is screaming and the customers are all in shock.

I felt like I had no choice but to just walk out that bitch and go home. Mind you, with the case of beer in my hand.

point of the story is, I got a free case of beer!
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You really shouldn't punch kids. Especially coronavirus laden ones. Kicking them is much more hygienic.

 
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