Tangerine_
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It'd be like wearing Muppets on your feet
You risk getting your bud pierced with those shoes!It'd be like wearing Muppets on your feet
I think I could hire a Muppet for under $3500It'd be like wearing Muppets on your feet
Muppets have have come a long way since I was a kidI think I could hire a Muppet for under $3500
FifyI think I could hire a Muppet for a weekend of the Full Vegas for under $3500
For that price I’ll buy a pair of fashion-indifferent but thoroughly functional ASICS runners or trail runners.They are $110.
Grateful Dead Nike SB Dunk Low Release Details
You can expect the Grateful Dead x Nike SB Dunk Low ‘Orange Bear’ to release on July 18th exclusively at FTC in San Francisco. The ‘Green Bear’ and ‘Yellow Bear’ will release on July 24th at skate shops and SNKRS respectively. Retail price is set at $110 each. Below you can check out more images which will give you a closer look.
Yeah, those are a great shoe too. Very common though. These are rare. Besides they are "muppet" giving them additional charm. Also, they are exclusively released through skate shops... The fur is supposed to help when dealing with pesky security guards.
Ok I’ll bite. How?... The fur is supposed to help when dealing with pesky security guards.
Am I to understand that a few square inches of fluff in a hideous color scheme, well below the usual inspect-and-profile eye level, will reduce the probability that a brave young skate rebel will be detained by a pesky security guard?Distraction
The pocket is an ideal size for one or two condoms, so yeah I’ll concede this one.Protection
the color scheme actually blends in with many of the features typically associated with skate habitat. this provides an opportunity for skaters to communicate, if need be, prior to flight.Am I to understand that a few square inches of fluff in a hideous color scheme, well below the usual inspect-and-profile eye level, will reduce the probability that a brave young skate rebel will be detained by a pesky security guard?
I’d love to see the efficacy numbers on that.
The pocket is an ideal size for one or two condoms, so yeah I’ll concede this one.
Protection
we will have to agree to disagree. I find them to be buttplug ugly.the color scheme actually blends in with many of the features typically associated with skate habitat. this provides an opportunity for skaters to communicate, if need be, prior to flight.
the primary point I am trying to make is that these shoes are sweet.
Have fun.I’ll stick to Bally Wingtips at a concert. My great regret is I don’t live near a concert hall.
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