Random Jabber Jibber thread

tyler.durden

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So yeah...that electric bike i I built last week is too much fun. I’ve since put 260 miles on the sucker! I hope it lasts!

Seriously, electric bikes were made for the pandemic. It’s like, the absolute best. Like being a kid again. Seriously, it feels like how @tyler.durden explained it when he got his crazy electric scooter...way too much fun

@sunni how’s the knee? My leg is like one big scab and every time I bend it and then extend it, I can feel the scab opening up in about 100 places, lol...no guts no glory, right?!? :lol:

Careful on the ebike, yo...

 

Wizzlebiz

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I had a snake as a kid. I raised it, fed it, kept it alive, watched it grow, and mature.

One day I put a mouse in the tank for the snake. He turned to bite the mouse but the mouse jumped out of the way. The snake mistakenly bit his own tail.

But it didnt stop there. It kept chewing its way up its body. Bite by bite it got further up its own body. Got to the back of the head took one last bite and.......

POOF IT DISSAPPEARED.

From the mind of a wizzle.
 

doublejj

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Tesla Announces a Five-for-One Stock Split
PALO ALTO, Calif., Aug. 11, 2020 (GLOBE NEWSWIRE) -- Tesla, Inc. (“Tesla”) announced today that the Board of Directors has approved and declared a five-for-one split of Tesla’s common stock in the form of a stock dividend to make stock ownership more accessible to employees and investors. Each stockholder of record on August 21, 2020 will receive a dividend of four additional shares of common stock for each then-held share, to be distributed after close of trading on August 28, 2020. Trading will begin on a stock split-adjusted basis on August 31, 2020.
 
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