Lol if you think that's lame you should see the romulan testers newsletter :
"
From now on, any one of you can be a tester - in fact, if you're ready now I've got a whole bunch of Romulan hybrids (regs) that need testing and you can pick whichever one you want.
But there's a catch.
You're going to have to PAY for your tester pack and THEN, if you hold up your end and pop them within a couple of weeks, take pics of them while they're flowering AND write a brief smoke report, I will send you your next batch of testers for FREE and will continue to do so until you no longer want to test at which time I will send you another FREE pack of beans from my catalog of your choice to do with as you will."