I pissed off my "office Karen" real bad today. I was playing a Mike Lindell interview on 1100 AM - "the Flag!". Somebody heard it and asked "who the hell is that". I replied "My Pillow founder and former crack-vaccuum, Mike Lindell".
She said "what did you say about him?"
I said, "he founded MyPillow, the world's most overrated pillow".
She snapped back, "no its not, I have one and I love it. What else did you say about him?"
I answered, "of course you do. I merely stated that he was such a crackhead that his own crack dealers held an intervention."
"Thats a lie!" She literally screamed.
While I was laughing, a couple co-workers explained that the source of this lie was Lindell himself who wrote about it in his biography and frequently talks about it in interviews. She said, "well I don't believe it!"
I asked, "but you believe he has proof that Trump won the election?" And she screamed, "HE DOES!"
I nearly peed myself laughing.
It was a lot of fun.
She and I have locked horns because I play the BBC news daily. She complains that it is propaganda. So she started playing right wing podcasts - which i fucking love. But apparently if I play them, it drives her over the edge.
Geez, you used to be able to play the news at work before these snowflakes and their cancel culture.
Thanks Obama.