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Bareback

Bareback

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GreatwhiteNorth said:
Here's the latest project I just finished at our new abode.
There was a work bench along the wall but the darn thing was 13" wide X 8' long with only four 2 X 4 legs (unstable & unusable to say the least!)
I only made this one 24" wide as I didn't want to encroach on the garage too much even though it's a 2 car unit. It is 8' long with a 3' long leg.

I know the professional termites on here can find issues with it (@Aeroknow), but I was using primarily "barn find" wood that has been stored for years that was far from straight and square. It is very stable and I'm pretty sure it would support my truck if necessary.

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Pop quiz.... where’s your drawers?










correct answer: on my ass. Lol

Side note: I recently harvested some wedding cake gifted to me by the “ Bad Fish Co” and now I’m making terrible jokes.... what’s up with that.
 
curious2garden

curious2garden

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New bud grower said:
Cervical, lumbar, thoracic pain, from a failed C-4, C-5 fusion. GG 4, Platinum OG, Super Sour Diesel are my go to favorites (helps thc levels are above 27%-34%). I really love hash for pain, but it’s pricey ou in Cali. I don’t think you can ever go wrong with hash for pain.
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High THC levels are best for pain. I'm very sorry you're going through this. This kind of pain is relentless. Have you ever tried an inversion table? That can assist the THC.
 
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curious2garden

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Bareback said:
Pop quiz.... where’s your drawers?










correct answer: on my ass. Lol

Side note: I recently harvested some wedding cake gifted to me by the “ Bad Fish Co” and now I’m making terrible jokes.... what’s up with that.
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I'm reversing his Special Occasion, affectionally known in my house as stroke weed. Wedding Cake and Birthday cake are up next, WC is amazing.
 
Bobby schmeckle

Bobby schmeckle

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Indacouch2.0 said:
((Sam Elliott Voice)) Hello Bob

I've got some good news for you. If you're willing to trade, I'd be more than happy to shove some needles into that swollen neck of yours. Not sure if it'll fix anything, but will both know whats,,,what afterwards. Im offering my services in trade for this VHS tape you speak of. I like sign language and I like naked people. Dont care much for signatures or robocop if were being honest. Also, the top side of my hand where its fleshy, near the pinky. Is the worst tattoo I've ever received. Not sure what the good news was, but lemme know Schmeckle, lemme know.
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((Stop Sam Elliott voice)) For real though Bob, those to little designs/dots on the side of my hand were FUCKING RIGHTEOUS!!!! I'd do my whole body over again before those two dots..
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Ya know... it wasn’t nearly as bad as I thought it was going to be. Didn’t feel great or anything. For me the worst was in my armpit area finishing sleeves. And back of the knee. Fuck me. No seriously, fuck me. Good and hard. Quick and dirty.

so good to see you back! I’ve missed your penis a lot!
 
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Indacouch2.0

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Bobby schmeckle said:
Ya know... it wasn’t nearly as bad as I thought it was going to be. Didn’t feel great or anything. For me the worst was in my armpit area finishing sleeves. And back of the knee. Fuck me. No seriously, fuck me. Good and hard. Quick and dirty.

so good to see you back! I’ve missed your penis a lot!
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I'm actually moving to the farm full time. Me the wife your nephews.....all of us. Of course most importantly my penis. Pretty sure you were able to smell it from that distance last time. Its all yours, you know that.

I want you to tattoo a taco with tits on it on me at some point. Its been a dream of mine, you can even ask the guys in the shop. They have never met you, but the day I called an older wanna be biker gentlemen taco tits for acting like he was in the wal mart return department, your story and name was sealed in the shop forever. Id also like to ride my favorite Fuck bareback with you. Nothing more American than two grown ass men covered in tattoos, asshole naked squeezing eachother while they ride across the California hills on a half duck half horse.

I know you asked me to never bring it up again, but I'd also like a rematch on that round of funnel nuts.


Love ya brotha
 
curious2garden

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Indacouch2.0 said:
........snip..........Fuck bareback with you. Nothing more American than two grown ass men covered in tattoos, asshole naked squeezing eachother while they ride across the California hills on a half duck half horse.

I know you asked me to never bring it up again, but I'd also like a rematch on that round of funnel nuts.


Love ya brotha
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I'm reading this paean to @Bobby schmeckle and suddenly you bring @Bareback into it? WTF did he do?

(really I'm curious, that should be obvious by now)
 
Bobby schmeckle

Bobby schmeckle

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Indacouch2.0 said:
I'm actually moving to the farm full time. Me the wife your nephews.....all of us. Of course most importantly my penis. Pretty sure you were able to smell it from that distance last time. Its all yours, you know that.

I want you to tattoo a taco with tits on it on me at some point. Its been a dream of mine, you can even ask the guys in the shop. They have never met you, but the day I called an older wanna be biker gentlemen taco tits for acting like he was in the wal mart return department, your story and name was sealed in the shop forever. Id also like to ride my favorite Fuck bareback with you. Nothing more American than two grown ass men covered in tattoos, asshole naked squeezing eachother while they ride across the California hills on a half duck half horse.

I know you asked me to never bring it up again, but I'd also like a rematch on that round of funnel nuts.


Love ya brotha
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Holy shit. That all brought tears to my penis. Thick, salty tears of goo. I can’t fucking wait to tattoo a taco with tits on you! It’s gonna be hard to finish though because I will be continuously jizzing my pants every 3 seconds. We are gonna ride fuck so hard like the naked, regal cowboys we are. Across this great nation they shall hear our cries of “PENISSSSSSSS” ring true like freedom. And eagles. And Walmart mobility scooters.
 
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Indacouch2.0

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Bobby schmeckle said:
Holy shit. That all brought tears to my penis. Thick, salty tears of goo. I can’t fucking wait to tattoo a taco with tits on you! It’s gonna be hard to finish though because I will be continuously jizzing my pants every 3 seconds. We are gonna ride fuck so hard like the naked, regal cowboys we are. Across this great nation they shall hear our cries of “PENISSSSSSSS” ring true like freedom. And eagles. And Walmart mobility scooters.
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I wasn't going to go into all of this here. But I'm also thinking about opening a shelter for lost and diseased penises. Im going to name it the PinWorm Foundation. I want you to be in the receiving department. I'll be right behind you at all times. We will fight for the rights of penises, big, small, infected and criticized. I feel no man should be looked down upon or casted out by his piers...... for merely sharing a picture of his erect penis and a large McDonald's beverage for size comparison. It hurts to know there's sickos out there, whod ban a man for sharing such scientific and useful information. I feel like I've got the penis at half mass in everyone's hearts. I need you to stand it up the rest of the way with me............and for me.

((Moment of silence for the sheer poetry you just read above))


((Penis bow))

Namaste
 
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Indacouch2.0

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@doublejj

How are you man? Weird to be back and see names I use even when I'm not around here. When I get a serious colossus on the farm its always named JJ. Funny part is, it becomes a serious thing when I ask my help if the JJ house is watered and closed up. Then of course I tell them about this mythical farmer named JJ....... lol

Hope all is well with you and yours.
 
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