Longest You've Gone Without A Sexual Encounter

Stoney McFried

Stoney McFried

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Yeah, why cause yourself a hassle when you don't have to.i'll take my dry poon and squeak off now.
kingtrip said:
lmfao!!!

Thanks..i needed that!

But i am aware that i won't find the future mrs. Ex-trip in the club, so i do appreciate the caution!

And to stoney...you old dried up poon (just kidding), i know what you mean about fucking someone over...karma works in mysterious ways, and i would be at my best to avoid upsetting it.

Trip:leaf:
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brendon420

brendon420

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when i first moved to california i didnt have sex or even see a pair of boobies for 10 months, i have no game or desire to look like a cock.

.... im still with the girl who took my cali virginity..3 years later
 
Jolijn

Jolijn

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not counting virginity, the last time i had sex was new year's and that's it...so...11 months. before that though i used to get some on the reg.
 
~MoE~

~MoE~

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Stoney McFried said:
I waited till I was 18.However, after that, I've gone a couple of years before.Sex isn't all that great to me.Drugs are so much better.
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yea i agree with you here i havent dated/fucked for close to 4 yrs now i do miss the relathionship and the sex but girls just keep fucking me over and over so i just gave up on them completely :leaf:

but i gotta admit that i get so turned on over older girls in the 30 very early 40 does anyone think that weird or normal i'm 21 by the way
 
kingtrip

kingtrip

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~MoE~ said:
yea i agree with you here i havent dated/fucked for close to 4 yrs now i do miss the relathionship and the sex but girls just keep fucking me over and over so i just gave up on them completely :leaf:

but i gotta admit that i get so turned on over older girls in the 30 very early 40 does anyone think that weird or normal i'm 21 by the way
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Hell no that ain't weird. Hell I'm 23 and I'm always on the watch for a MILF. Older women got experience and some of them are at their peek...it's like a fine wine, only gets better with age...

Trip:leaf:

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smartsoverambition

smartsoverambition

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~MoE~ said:
yea i agree with you here i havent dated/fucked for close to 4 yrs now i do miss the relathionship and the sex but girls just keep fucking me over and over so i just gave up on them completely :leaf:

but i gotta admit that i get so turned on over older girls in the 30 very early 40 does anyone think that weird or normal i'm 21 by the way
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we got a cougar chaser!!!!!!:mrgreen::mrgreen:
 
~MoE~

~MoE~

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kingtrip said:
Hell no that ain't weird. Hell I'm 23 and I'm always on the watch for a MILF. Older women got experience and some of them are at their peek...it's like a fine wine, only gets better with age...

Trip:leaf:

---------------- Now playing: Jay-Z - Girls, Girls, Girls via FoxyTunes
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sweet lol i'm happy now ( and stoned ) but yea i agree old ladys i think are better young girls fuck around to much, but like i said b4 its been ages i kkep to my self and friends too much fucking around otherwise, whats a couger caser?
 
Stoney McFried

Stoney McFried

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It's normal, I'm sure,but it doesn't happen to me, lol.
~MoE~ said:
yea i agree with you here i havent dated/fucked for close to 4 yrs now i do miss the relathionship and the sex but girls just keep fucking me over and over so i just gave up on them completely :leaf:

but i gotta admit that i get so turned on over older girls in the 30 very early 40 does anyone think that weird or normal i'm 21 by the way
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yelodrvr

yelodrvr

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ok lets see i have been married for 12 years. so i think it been mmmmmm 12 years. O wait, do hookers count?
 
ViRedd

ViRedd

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I'm an old guy ... and I've never had sex. Never. The problem is, my dick is so large, that everytime I get an erection, all the blood from my body is drained into it. This includes the blood from my brain ... so I just pass out and can't do the act. :blsmoke:

Vi
 
smartsoverambition

smartsoverambition

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ViRedd said:
I'm an old guy ... and I've never had sex. Never. The problem is, my dick is so large, that everytime I get an erection, all the blood from my body is drained into it. This includes the blood from my brain ... so I just pass out and can't do the act. :blsmoke:

Vi
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wow that's terrible! first time i've heard of a big dick beign a prob, well unless the girls "secret garden" is super tight :blsmoke:
 
strangerdude562

strangerdude562

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Longest I have gone was the first 14 years of my life, then after that 11 months. At first, after the second month I was dying to get some but after cleaning the pipes once a week, I had balanced my hormones and was not as horny.
 
yelodrvr

yelodrvr

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i found a service who's girls can cure this problem, for most males anyway.

its a secret service so don't tell anybody. i would have saved it all for myself but they charge by the inch and i cant afford her, so i pass it on to you guys.
 
puffpuffPASSEDOUT

puffpuffPASSEDOUT

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strangerdude562 said:
Longest I have gone was the first 14 years of my life, then after that 11 months. At first, after the second month I was dying to get some but after cleaning the pipes once a week, I had balanced my hormones and was not as horny.
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wacking made you slow down? Shit when i started flogging the dolphin I was seeing how many i could bust out in a day! haha the record is 6 but damn that was strenuous :hump:
 
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