The Sex Talk Thread

[insomnia65]

Fking funny thread

 

[insomnia65]

My experience in and out of college would beg to differ, but thanks for trying. Is it fk all to do with my face? I'm quite shit looking. Or my height? I'm the same height as Tom Cruise, but he's oh so pretty and rich as a bitch.

Back in college the frat boys would yell at me "wanna buy some penis enlargement pills?" out of a dorm room window as I walked by. It's all about the banana (thought it was eggplant these days?)

Just don't think throwing your cock On a table is going to have chicks all over you no matter the size, try Larry Kings talk to any body book, at the moment naked attraction might be all the rage but just can't see being a good listener and talker have anything to do with how a big cock you have there are other stuff, fingers, tongues fk me even a first, body dysmorphoria surrounds us.

 

[shattascam]

Just don't think throwing your cock a table is going to have chicks all over you no matter the size, try Larry Kings talk to any body book, at the moment naked attractionight be all the rage but just can't see being a good listener and talker have anything to do with a big cock you have fingers, tongues fk me even a first, body dysmorphoria surrounds us.

Particularly when people spent a decade fucking with my head, I used to be even more of a bitch and vulnerable. Now they'll catch these hands, which unlike my dick are big from manual labor. I just haven't had nearly enough sex to get over these hangups.

 

[insomnia65]

Btw isn't Tom cruise little?

He is 5" 7 in feet and inches.

 

[GrassBurner]

My experience in and out of college would beg to differ, but thanks for trying. Is it fk all to do with my face? I'm quite shit looking. Or my height? I'm the same height as Tom Cruise, but he's oh so pretty and rich as a bitch.

Back in college the frat boys would yell at me "wanna buy some penis enlargement pills?" out of a dorm room window as I walked by.

It's your perception of yourself that's holding you back You feel inadequate, so that's what you present to others. We've all got strengths and weaknesses. Find a way to showcase your strengths, without looking like a peacock.

 

[shattascam]

Btw isn't Tom cruise little?

He's 5'7, I'm 5'7". But he is rich and famous. I'm nobody.

It's your perception of yourself that's holding you back You feel inadequate, so that's what you present to others. We've all got strengths and weaknesses. Find a way to showcase your strengths, without looking like a peacock.

Girls actually like bullies and assholes, and they tend to peacock, so idk. Of course I feel inadequate, I haven't had sex in four years. At 27. That is to say I've had sex three times with the girl who took my virginity and nothing since, and they were pity fucks for sure.

I'm going to sell my soul to the devil and just be the biggest prick I can possibly be. Should work.

 

[insomnia65]

Seriously if a chick just wants you for your dick she ain't the right chick for you mate.

 

[insomnia65]

Yes there a

He's 5'7, I'm 5'7". But he is rich and famous. I'm nobody.


Girls actually like bullies and assholes, and they tend to peacock, so idk. Of course I feel inadequate, I haven't had sex in four years. At 27. That is to say I've had sex three times with the girl who took my virginity and nothing since, and they were pity fucks for sure.

I'm going to sell my soul to the devil and just be the biggest prick I can possibly be. Should work.

Tom Cruise is rich right enough, he's also fucking nuts, work on yourself educate yourself, find something you love to do, we all love sex but believe me, there are other things, I was with a woman for 4 years a beautiful body unbelievable in bed, omg I wish I never met the fking loon, I am so happy she has gone and her arse was unbelievable, her lies were fucking unbelievable too.

 

[insomnia65]

If your want a fuck buy one for god's sake, enjoy your young days while you can, be happy with what you have no matter how small it is, be thankful, that chick is around the corner mate.

 

[shattascam]

Yes there a


Tom Cruise is rich right enough, he's also fucking nuts, work on yourself educate yourself, find something you love to do, we all love aex but believe me, there are other things, I was with a woman for 4 years a beautiful body unbelievable in bed, omg I wish I never met the fking loon, I am so happy she has gone and her arse was unbelievable, her lies were fucking unbelievable too.

Only plus side I can see from missing out on a decade of sex is I don't have an STD that makes my dick fall off nor a child to support for the next 21 years.

But that's really just me trying to make myself feel better about being a

 

[shattascam]

If your want a fuck buy one for god's sake, enjoy your young days while you can, be happy with what you have no matter how small it is, be thankful, that chick is around the corner mate.

Kind thought, thanks. But alas it would do nothing for me. The turn on for me is that she equally lusts for me. So I will wait it out and channel the homicidal rage and angst into something else. I've waited 4 years and counting. No bitch can outlast me. Most chicks get laid like a hundred times a week if they're hot. A girl from college got 13 dicks in the first week of classes.

 

[insomnia65]

Only plus side I can see from missing out on a decade of sex is I don't have an STD that makes my dick fall off nor a child to support for the next 21 years.

But that's really just me trying to make myself feel better about being a

You realise this is soooooonfucking shallow, keep this stuff you are talking about and in 30 years look at it again, you are the greatest thing this planet has produced your a human ffs, stop thinking your a loser because you haven't fucked enough, I could go on and on and on, Jesus Buddha, Baháʼu'lláh and the greatest of them all Socrates, stop thinking with your dick ffs, look were you live, a small boy beggar in India will have his legs broken by his father so he can earn more, you are in the best country in the world, find yourself.

Find yourself that is what we all come to in the end.

 

[Alter Jean]

You realise this is soooooonfucking shallow, keep this stuff you are talking about and in 30 years look at it again, you are the greatest thing this planet has produced your a human ffs, stop thinking your a loser because you haven't fucked enough, I could go on and on and on, Jesus Buddha, Baháʼu'lláh and the greatest if them all Socrates, stop thinking with your dick ffs, look were live, a small boy beggar in India will have his legs broken by his father's so he can earn more, you are in the best country in the world, find yourself.

Find yourself that is what we all come to in the end.

I wouldn't engage with that guy. He's off a sick one.

 

[insomnia65]

Btw look at what Jim Carey is doing now.

 

[shattascam]

You realise this is soooooonfucking shallow, keep this stuff you are talking about and in 30 years look at it again, you are the greatest thing this planet has produced your a human ffs, stop thinking your a loser because you haven't fucked enough, I could go on and on and on, Jesus Buddha, Baháʼu'lláh and the greatest of them all Socrates, stop thinking with your dick ffs, look were you live, a small boy beggar in India will have his legs broken by his father so he can earn more, you are in the best country in the world, find yourself.

Find yourself that is what we all come to in the end.

You're right, you'd be surprised how much bullying and teasing and societal narrative and peer pressure can scar a young lad in his vulnerable years tho.

 

[insomnia65]

You're right, you'd be surprised how much bullying and teasing and societal narrative and peer pressure can scar a young lad in his vulnerable years tho.

Yes it's happened throughout history mate, fuck them, fuck the bullies fuck the evil sodS fuck them, find yourself and stop looking for a reason.

 

[shattascam]

I wouldn't engage with that guy. He's off a sick one.

Thanks!

 

[Alter Jean]

You're right, you'd be surprised how much bullying and teasing and societal narrative and peer pressure can scar a young lad in his vulnerable years tho.

Stop slandering women and spewing profanity and then trying to hide behind some bullshit victim role.

Dude, you need to get off the internet.

 

[Alter Jean]

Yes it's happened throughout history mate, fuck them, fuck the bullies fuck the evil sodS fuck them, find yourself and stop looking for a reason.

I gave the same advice multiple times. He went off and started saying the same shit and then went suicidal. Now he's back spewing even more non-sense. At first I thought it was a troll but no.

 

[shattascam]

Stop slandering women and spewing profanity and then trying to hide behind some bullshit victim role.

Dude, you need to get off the internet.

Said some guy on the internet. Who are you telling what to do?