Bacon Shortage

Budley Doright

Budley Doright

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mooray said:
Not the ones with badges and guns anyway!

Are there really people super on top of it with binoculars ready to rock if you cross that line on the water? Always imagined the northern border as being pretty chill.
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Since 9/11 things changed. Used to go over lots but not now. Lots of remote sensors and coast guard flies around a lot. Business got a lot riskier after that :o!
 
Jimdamick

Jimdamick

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Budley Doright said:
Thought I was scar face
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I was Scarface for one night.
When I got married to my 1st wife (we parted amiably) my best man for my bachelor party rented 3 rooms at the Hyatt in White Plains, NY.
2 rooms were connected with a common doorway & the 3rd was across the hall to be used by Sofia, our Lady of the Night (She made a LOT of cash that night :) )
Anyway, Keith, my best man & friend went/was nuts, got this throne-like chair and placed it in front of this 4'x4' coffee table, got a silver platter & an oz of Peruvian flake and tossed it on the platter and placed it in front of me and said "This is all yours bro, I love you"
He almost fucking killed me
Initially it was cool/great/fantastic, but then friends would come by and insist on doing a line with me, so of course, not wanting to be rude, I compiled.
Well, eventuality, my heart said to me 'Stop, or I will"
I did my last line of the night then, because my heart went into palpitations, like beating a thousand times a second.
I actually thought I was going to die :(
But I didn't :)
Oh what a night that was :) :) :)

 
CatHedral

CatHedral

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MICHI-CAN

MICHI-CAN

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Just a thank you to you corporate stream and suggestion chasers. Walmart Great Value 1# packages with 2022 exp dates for $1.99 at Daily Deals and other discount stores.

And like you would suffer without bacon. WAKE UP!
 
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