Paul Drake
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A smaller, younger version of boo. As in babe, boo, Holmes…
Wake n Bake, Nothing Better!
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RetiredToker76
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Who grocery shops sober?
Also I've learned the Ode de' Cannabis is a VERY potent aphrodisiac to some, I wouldn't leave the house without it.
Paul Drake
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I'm sorry I have zero clue what that means
(which isn't an unfamiliar state for me).
Laughing Grass
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Nothing good ever comes from grocery shopping high or hungry.
RetiredToker76
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I've considered it, but it seems redundant. Also, kind of cheating, I smell like my smoke, if you smoke with me, that's what you'll get. I don't believe in deceptive marketing.
Jeffislovinlife
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@Laughing Grass why you say that?
I was trimming and had to run to the store. I'd lost an entire branch of what I was working on but I try to trim high af. I got home and my husband reached over, pulled this fucking branch off my ass and asked if I went to the store like that.I've considered it, but it seems redundant. Also, kind of cheating, I smell like my smoke, if you smoke with me, that's what you'll get. I don't believe in deceptive marketing.
Paul Drake
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A term of endearment. Is it a, b or c.I'm sorry I have zero clue what that means
RetiredToker76
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I was trimming and had to run to the store. I'd lost an entire branch of what I was working on but I try to trim high af. I got home and my husband reached over, pulled this fucking branch off my ass and asked if I went to the store like that.
My wife got halfway to her office with a fan leaf stuck to her ass after a night of trimming with me. A janitor stopped her and said, "Ma'am, I'm not looking at your butt, .... but, you really need to check your pants."
Mind you, she was in the building and the hallway to her actual companies space when he stopped her. She was maybe 50 feet from seeing the V.P. of the company.
I've done many autopsies (we all did a stint in pathophysiology). I found pathology boring.
I've gone to parties without knowing anyone. If I found a kindred spirit it was fun but I disliked the formal business party socializing. It was politically dangerous to a career.
Grocery shopping is done at the commissary and I hate crossing the security check high.
What? We live such different lives... high shopping forever!
Paul Drake
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Idk wtf they’re talking about!? It’s the only way to go!
I imagine pineapple on pizza and fruit come from shopping high. Just my suspicion.
@Laughing Grass is the exception that proves that rule
RetiredToker76
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Hehehe. So my new job is in one of the cannabis farms here in Florida. Crazy insane social media policies so I haven't said anything. The last day of the first week I got off work I'd had my head buried in a sea of Pre98 Bubba Kush all day looking for molds and smelled like the whole damned farm and hadn't smoked a thing all day. My wife called and asked me to stop at wal-mart.
They had one door blocked off for entry and the other had swarm of 5 cops and 3 cars with lights flashing, but people were still going in and out so...
As I walked by the cops every single one of them turned and looked at me, wearing my company shirt and smelling every bit like an entire cannabis farm.
I swear to the elder ones that an animation of the sunglasses and joint appeared above my head as I smiled and thought "Deal with it."
Your kids must love you
Paul Drake
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Hold the cookie for me.
Paul Drake
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@Laughing Grass did you tell me something about a grape last night?I imagine pineapple on pizza and fruit come from shopping high. Just my suspicion.
Laughing Grass
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Tweed is a Canadian company. I didn't know they had greenhouses in the US.