Wake n Bake, Nothing Better!

[Grandpapy]

Not as a gift tho.

Well if someone was to gift me this, I think I could get over it.
It would make a fine Coffee/Mixing/Baking station.

 

[Laughing Grass]

how about one of these?

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Want!

 

[Jeffislovinlife]

Panties not included.

Thinking I need to go back and read before I say to much about this particular comment

 

[Laughing Grass]

Well if someone was to gift me this, I think I could get over it.
It would make a fine Coffee/Mixing/Baking station.
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Why not just buy it?

 

[Metasynth]

?¿?

It’s me. I did it. But, I offered to share my tacos.

 

[Jeffislovinlife]

KAREN IS HOME!

I know she is I'm looking at here lol

 

[Metasynth]

Well folks. I’m sorta feeling weird.

I just shaved off a beard I’ve been working on for three years?!?

Ah, to be bipolar!

 

[Jeffislovinlife]

It’s me. I did it. But, I offered to share my tacos.

Are you sure about that

 

[Laughing Grass]

Well folks. I’m sorta feeling weird.

I just shaved off a beard I’ve been working on for three years?!?

Ah, to be bipolar!

I'm sure you look good without it.

Has your daughter seen you yet?

 

[Metasynth]

Are you sure about that

Yea, actually. Pretty sure the penis-warming tortilla was a reference to a post I made a few days ago about me wrapping my penis in a tortilla.

Unless you know someone else who recently wrapped a tortilla around their dick…pretty sure it was me

 

[DarkWeb]

Are you sure about that

Soft or hard Jeff?

 

[Metasynth]

I'm sure you look good without it.

Has your daughter seen you yet?

She’s taking a nap. In addition, I just cut my hair, which was past my shoulders, to about an inch. I doubt she recognizes me

 

[Laughing Grass]

She’s taking a nap. In addition, I just cut my hair, which was past my shoulders, to about an inch. I doubt she recognizes me

Oh jeez you're gonna traumatize the poor thing when she wakes up!

 

[DarkWeb]

She’s taking a nap. In addition, I just cut my hair, which was past my shoulders, to about an inch. I doubt she recognizes me

Dude you're gonna scare the crap out of her

 

[Jeffislovinlife]

Yea, actually. Pretty sure the penis-warming tortilla was a reference to a post I made a few days ago about me wrapping my penis in a tortilla.

Unless you know someone else who recently wrapped a tortilla around their dick…pretty sure it was me

well there was this one time at band camp

 

[DarkWeb]

Close the bathroom door and tell her dad is in there. See how long it takes......

 

[Jeffislovinlife]

Soft or hard Jeff?

And if I were to say stale would that be both

 

[DCcan]

It's Guy Fawkes Day aka Bonfire Night, @Jeffislovinlife !

And 4:20

 

[MICHI-CAN]

Yea, actually. Pretty sure the penis-warming tortilla was a reference to a post I made a few days ago about me wrapping my penis in a tortilla.

Unless you know someone else who recently wrapped a tortilla around their dick…pretty sure it was me

We were offering pinga tamale's in my teens if it counts. High schools Spanish was more fun in the hallways.

 

[MICHI-CAN]

It's Guy Fawkes Day aka Bonfire Night, @Jeffislovinlife !

And 4:20